ICYMI: October 06, 2026
The majority of Californians do not like you, Don. You will see how much we dislike you come November when Creepy Steve Hilton goes down […]
The Demented, Deranged, and Dangerous ‘President’ Suggests Letting Iran ‘Take Out’ Los Angeles or San Diego
During his KKKult rally in Grand Island, Nebraska, where he campaigned for Sen. Pete Ricketts (R-Idiot), who is in an unexpectedly close race against independent […]
Death By Firing Squad Approved By Trump for Fort Hood Shooter Nidal Hasan
After the Secretary of War’s recommendation, Donald Trump has approved the use of a firing squad for the execution of former military psychiatrist Major Nidal […]
ICYMI: October 5, 2026
Find more of today’s headlines below, and help us find the legitimate stories we missed — those not made up by the White House team […]
Disgraced former Speaker of the House and Serial Child Molestor, Dennis Hastert, Dead at 84
The Party of Pedos did not just start with Trump. The Illinois Republican, the longest-serving GOP speaker in U.S. history, was sentenced to 15 months […]
Russian Lab Worker Dies of Suspected Plague Accident
A suspected lab accident involving a dangerous pathogen has left a 28-year-old female lab worker dead in Siberia. Russian officials are offering conflicted reports of […]
Weekend Wrap Up: October 04, 2026
Below are some headlines we may have missed. Please feel free to share your finds or talk among yourselves. Enjoy what’s left of the weekend […]
In Ohio, Crudest President Ever Vows to Only Help Its Citizens If He and Republicans Win
At an Ohio rally on Saturday, Donald Trump vowed to help Ohio if Republicans won the midterms, and a warning that he would be less […]
Ohio Truck Plant to Lay Off 1,400 Three Days Before Trump Rally
Nearly 1,400 people were laid off from their jobs at what had been the Navistar truck factory in Springfield, Ohio, on Wednesday. Those layoffs were […]
The Adjudicated Rapist Defends the Cornell 7 Accused of Rape; ‘They Won’t Get a Fair Shake’
During a press gaggle outside The People’s House on Friday, the Stupid SOB, Peter Doocy, from Fox ‘News’ asked Trump how he felt about New […]
Justice Alito Says He Is Considering Retirement
Extreme conservative Justice Samuel Alito revealed in a CBS interview that he is considering retirement, open to the possibility that he could leave after next […]
Trump’s DOJ Reviewing Richard Nixon’s Prosecutors for Misconduct
A burglary at the Democratic National Committee’s headquarters inside the Watergate office complex in Washington DC led to the resignation of President Richard Nixon in […]