FBI Announces Arrests in Alleged Plot to Drone UFC Fight at the White (Trash) House
According to $$$ash Patel, the FBI and other law enforcement partners, foiled a potential plot to attack Sunday’s UFC fight at the White (Trash) House. […]
Trump’s Personal Law Firm, DoJ, Launches Investigation into CA Governor Newsom and His Wife
“He isn’t coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President” On Monday, California Governor Gavin Newsom announced that […]
Strategic Oil Reserves at Lowest Level Since Reagan
The U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve has fallen to the lowest level in more than 40 years, according to the Department of Energy, thanks to Trump’s […]
ICYMI: June 15, 2026
Three of the most evil men in the world. Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share […]
Takeaways From the UFC Freedom 250 Event at the White Trash House
It was a gloriously trashy event that went down on Trump’s birthday on the White House lawn on Sunday, a combination of gladiator and grift, […]
Trump And Iran Agree to Concepts of a Peace Deal, Israel Says it’s a “Bad Deal”
Birthday Boy Trump says that the US and Iran have agreed to a ceasefire agreement on Sunday, with Iran’s deputy foreign minister confirming, adding that […]
Weekend Wrap-Up: July 14, 2026
I really don’t care. Do you? Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have […]
ICYMI: June 13, 2026
Happy Bigly Birthday Bash Eve! Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found […]
Blinded by the Light: Flight Crew Blinded by Trump’s Bigly UFC Event Lighting
During a nighttime approach into Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA), a pilot claimed that lighting from UFC construction for Trump’s Bigly Birthday Bash caused one […]
Trump Considers Taking Qatar’s Gifted Air Force One to Mount Rushmore
Trump is considering taking the inaugural flight of his luxury jet gifted from Qatar to Mount Rushmore in South Dakota to attend celebrations there for […]
Donald Trump’s Name Removed from Kennedy Center While Under Cover
The story you are about to read is true. The name was removed to protect the innocent. But the removal of Donald Trump’s name from […]
Scaffolding Set Up to Remove Trump’s Name from Kennedy Center
Judge Christopher Cooper has rejected an attempt from the Trump administration to stay an order to remove Donald J Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center. […]