ICYMI: August 29, 2026
Sorry, world. Not all of us voted for this clown/shit show. Even some of the morons who voted for The Orange Ass regret their poor […]
Canadian Capitol Planning to Change Name of Trump Avenue
In a unanimous vote on Wednesday, the city council of Ottawa, Canada, has taken the first step toward renaming a residential street that has carried […]
The FBI Relaxes Hiring Criteria: Johns, Embezzlers, and Animal ‘Lovers’ Apply Here
Read the Fine Print Before Applying for Your “Dream Job.“ The Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) announced they will lax their hiring qualifications. Now, one […]
Leaked Grand Jury Report Shows DeSantis Administration Misappropriated $10 Million
A grand jury found that the DeSantis administration misappropriated $10 million in taxpayer money, diverting it to a charity tied to his wife Casey, but […]
Free Chat Friday: August 28, 2026
No, MAGAts, Trump’s stupid tariffs have not made us great again nor will you ever see one dime in the form of a refund from […]
Man-Baby President Renames Lake Ontario by Executive Order
Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on Thursday that renames Lake Ontario to Lake America in the United States, a child-like response […]
ICYMI: August 27, 2026
Just make up platitudes, or blame President Biden, or focus on men in women’s sports; pretty much all they have. Below, you will find some […]
CIA Director Ratcliffe Warned Moscow Against Attacking NATO Territory
Trump’s CIA Director John Ratcliffe went to Moscow this week to warn Russia about staging any attacks against NATO neighboring territories, according to a Wall […]
Buc-ee’s CEO Wants to Expand Super Duper Gas Stations but NOT in Blue States
File this under, “I never heard of them,” but they’re obviously a business that won’t see a dime of my money. Some mega gas station/convenience […]
ICYMI: August 26, 2026
Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found interesting as long as it […]
Trump Tariff War to Flush Away Affordable TP
The latest hit to affordability is about to hit the paper products aisle at your grocery store, and having an ID will be of no […]
Troops Asked to Violate International Law; Large Increase in Requests to Leave the Military as Conscientious Objectors
Since the US started blowing up boats to kill alleged drug traffickers and Trump launching a stupid, costly, and deadly war with Iran, the number of […]