ICYMI: August 31, 2026
Looks like Trump can continue building his bigly ballroom while the rest of us eat cake. Below, you will find some headlines and events we […]
Trump Says Areas Not Supporting Data Centers Will Become “Backwards and Poor”
The US President and former game show host said in a Truth Social post on Monday that communities who do not support data centers coming […]
Today in War: US and Iran Trade Strikes, Leaked Documents on Military Leaders Warning Hegseth about Extending War, and Other Weird Stuff
On Sunday, the US targeted two rocket launchers on a key island in the Strait of Hormuz. The U.S. strikes marked the first known attack by […]
Weekend Wrap Up: August 30, 2026
Going into fall and winter, the US is screwed on so many levels because morons voted for a moron to ‘lead’ our country. Below are […]
Masked Israeli Settlers Attack News Crew and Palestinian Woman in West Bank
A group of masked Israeli settlers attacked a Palestinian woman and an NBC News crew in the Israeli-occupied West Bank on Saturday. The woman along […]
ICYMI: August 29, 2026
Sorry, world. Not all of us voted for this clown/shit show. Even some of the morons who voted for The Orange Ass regret their poor […]
Canadian Capitol Planning to Change Name of Trump Avenue
In a unanimous vote on Wednesday, the city council of Ottawa, Canada, has taken the first step toward renaming a residential street that has carried […]
The FBI Relaxes Hiring Criteria: Johns, Embezzlers, and Animal ‘Lovers’ Apply Here
Read the Fine Print Before Applying for Your “Dream Job.“ The Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) announced they will lax their hiring qualifications. Now, one […]
Leaked Grand Jury Report Shows DeSantis Administration Misappropriated $10 Million
A grand jury found that the DeSantis administration misappropriated $10 million in taxpayer money, diverting it to a charity tied to his wife Casey, but […]
Free Chat Friday: August 28, 2026
No, MAGAts, Trump’s stupid tariffs have not made us great again nor will you ever see one dime in the form of a refund from […]
Man-Baby President Renames Lake Ontario by Executive Order
Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on Thursday that renames Lake Ontario to Lake America in the United States, a child-like response […]
ICYMI: August 27, 2026
Just make up platitudes, or blame President Biden, or focus on men in women’s sports; pretty much all they have. Below, you will find some […]