ICYMI: May 14, 2026
Just keep telling him he’s the greatest president ever and the US is the hottest country. Lie your asses off like he does. Below, you […]
J. Edgar Boozer ($$$ash Patel) Cooks the Books on Crime Stats
On Tuesday, FBI Director Kash Patel appeared before Senate Appropriations Committee where he avoided numerous questions about his behavior, primarily alcohol consumption. Instead, he boasted of […]
Georgia Governor Kemp Calls for Redistricting Maps for 2028
Republican Georgia Governor Brian Kemp is the latest lawmaker to join in the Southern states’ efforts at Re-Reconstruction, by calling for a special legislative session […]
ICYMI: May 13, 2026
The International Embarrassment Tour Begins Today. Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have […]
Trump Left a Letter for His VP “If I Die”
According to White House counterterrorism official Sebastian Gorka on The New York Post’s Pod Force One podcast, Trump secretly stashed a letter to his VP JD Vance […]
DOJ Considering Settling Trump’s Lawsuit Against the IRS
Donald Trump, Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr., and the family business sued the IRS in January for $10 billion because an independent contractor with the […]
The Ads Just Write Themselves: ‘I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation’
Context: Just to be clear, the demented, incompetent racist buffoon made these comments about negotiating with Iran over a deal to end the war. Regardless, […]
ICYMI: May 12, 2026
“Maybe we’ll piss off our demented boss enough today that he will 86 both of us!” Below, you will find some headlines and events we […]
Breaking News: Trump Phones May Never Come
Terms on the Trump Mobile website have changed, indicating that the gold-colored Trump phones, “designed with American values in mind” and “shaped by American innovation,” […]
Inflation Rose to the Highest in Three Years While Trump’s Stupid War with Iran Rages On
For the first time since 2023, inflation has outpaced wage growth. How do you like him now, MAGAts?!?! As Trump’s stupid, deadly, and costly war […]
ICYMI: May 11, 2026
🤡 🤡 🤡 Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found interesting as […]
New Survey: Thirty Percent of Americans Think at Least One of Trump’s Assassination Attempts was Staged and Fake
There could have two, of the happiest widows alive on that stage instead of one. According to a Washington Post survey published Monday, about 1 […]