ICYMI: May 12, 2026
“Maybe we’ll piss off our demented boss enough today that he will 86 both of us!” Below, you will find some headlines and events we […]
Breaking News: Trump Phones May Never Come
Terms on the Trump Mobile website have changed, indicating that the gold-colored Trump phones, “designed with American values in mind” and “shaped by American innovation,” […]
Inflation Rose to the Highest in Three Years While Trump’s Stupid War with Iran Rages On
For the first time since 2023, inflation has outpaced wage growth. How do you like him now, MAGAts?!?! As Trump’s stupid, deadly, and costly war […]
ICYMI: May 11, 2026
🤡 🤡 🤡 Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found interesting as […]
New Survey: Thirty Percent of Americans Think at Least One of Trump’s Assassination Attempts was Staged and Fake
There could have two, of the happiest widows alive on that stage instead of one. According to a Washington Post survey published Monday, about 1 […]
Trump Expects His Justices to Rule Against Him on Birthright Citizenship
In another barrage of garbage posts to Truth Social on Sunday, Trump acknowledges that SCOTUS will soon be ruling against his wishes to eliminate birthright […]
Weekend Wrap Up: May 10, 2026
Projection is such a beautiful thing. Time for both countries to have a regime change. Below are some headlines we may have missed. Please feel […]
Putin Thinks the Ukraine/Russia War is Coming to an End
After rounds of peace talks with the U.S. as mediators has failed, Putin told reporters only hours after a small Victory Day parade on Saturday […]
Fallout from The Extreme Court’s Recent Ruling: Implementing the GOP’s Jim Crow 2.0 Agenda
Is it 1964 or 2026? We’re going back. Over the last decade, The United States Extreme Court has greatly eradicated the crown jewel of the […]
Putin Gets Abbreviated Parade in Exchange for Prisoner Swap
A brief military parade was held in Moscow’s Red Square on Saturday, with Ukraine agreeing to a 3-day ceasefire in exchange for 1,000 prisoners of […]
Free Chat Friday: May 08, 2026
“The President of the United States of America is a fucking pedophile” Gooooood morning, News Viewers, and Happy Friday. Feel free to share any articles […]
MTG’s Man Quits His Job After Trump Roasted His Choice of Girlfriend
Brian Glenn, Real America’s Voice correspondent and MAGA mouthpiece, announced on Thursday he is giving up his job after Trump dinged him for dating Marjorie […]