Florida Man sexually assaults two stuffed animals inside a Target store!

According to Pinellas Park Police the suspect, Christopher Cody Meader, picked out a “large Olaf stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ and then ejaculated onto the item before placing it back on the shelf”. The suspect admitted to police that he had “nutted” on the Olaf doll.

Olaf is a character from Disney’s movie “Frozen”.

After Meader had his way with Olaf he turned his attention to a “large unicorn stuffed animal” which he also dry humped.

“The merchandise could not be re-sold and (was) destroyed due to circumstances,” the police report said.

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The police report is from The Smoking Gun.

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