Evangelical Pastor Says Trump Loves God So Much That His Lies Are Not Intentional!

Trump receives the Christian Mind Meld

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SUNDAY SERMON

When we last caught up with Evangelical preacher Sid Roth, he was busy praying his stools away in the unforgettable episode Thanks to God, My Backed-Up Toilet “Flushed PERFECT”!

Today he is tackling a more improbable task, convincing us that Donald Trump “is such a devout follower of Christ that his lies aren’t intentional”!

“I have friends who tell me they’ve led him to the Lord, that he is a man that is trying to follow God,” Roth said. “I personally believe he is, because I see the favor of God on his life.”

“I don’t think he lies intentionally, but I think he would tell a lie,” he added. “Do I think that the media that accuses him of some horrific lies, lies? Yes! That I know. Whether he lies or not, I don’t know. But whether the media lies about him I know because I know the facts, and I see how they distort or take things out of context.”

See for yourself as ‘Pray the Shit Away Sid’ compares Trump’s lying to the rapture, or sumthin.

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