2020 Elections
Today in Fake News: No, VP Biden did not play NWA’s ‘Fuck the Police’
But, that didn’t stop Trump from tweeting a doctored video and having it flagged by Twitter. MORE
Day: September 16, 2020
Coronavirus
Covid-19 Pandemic USA Update
201,275 Americans are confirmed to have died from the Covid-19 virus,up 1,078 from 9/15. 6,825,962 Americans are confirmed to have become infected with the Covid-19 virus, up 37,185 from 9/15. In 5 days 7,000,000 Americans MORE
News
Brain Wrapped in Tin Foil Found on Beach!
Authorities in Wisconsin are dumbfounded after a construction worker discovered a package on a Lake Michigan beach containing what appears to be ahh– brain. Jimmy Senda says he was combing the shoreline for beach glass MORE
Environment
Birds ‘falling out of the sky’ in mass die-off in south-western US
Thousands of migrating birds have inexplicably died in south-western US in what ornithologists have described as a national tragedy that is likely to be related to the climate crisis. Flycatchers, swallows and warblers are among MORE
Sports
Big Ten Football to return in October
The Big Ten announced Tuesday that its Council of Presidents and Chancellors has voted to allow the league to play football in fall 2020. The Big Ten will open its season on the weekend of MORE
Coronavirus
Watch live: CDC director Robert Redfield testifies on coronavirus response
A Senate Appropriations subcommittee on Wednesday will hold a hearing on federal coronavirus response efforts. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Robert R. Redfield and Health and Human Services department officials will appear before the committee. The MORE
The Press
Press “Briefing” Live with the Kayleigh-Bot at 1pm Eastern
Join us for a live press briefing 1 pm Eastern, you win a million dollars (sorry, they’re Confederate Dollars and not worth a thing 🙂 if you can predict what McNinny is going to talk MORE
Updates
HHS Aide Caputo Looking For Medical Leave
The health department’s top spokesman Michael Caputo apologized in a staff meeting on Tuesday for his recent negative attention to the Trump strategists that prompted calls from Democrats for his resignation. On Sunday Caputo took MORE
Pandemic Morons
Stable Genius Says COVID-19 Will Go Away With “Herd Mentality”
Trump is claiming again that the coronavirus will just disappear like a miracle, without a vaccine. In an ABC News town hall forum in Pennsylvania, Trump told George Stephanopoulos that people would develop a “herd MORE
Coronavirus
UCLA: Coronavirus may have circulated in the US as early as December 2019
The deadly coronavirus may have circulated in the United States as early as December, about a month earlier than believed by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, according to researchers with UCLA. Their study, MORE