Today’s Sign That the Apocalypse is Upon Us

Monkey Tail Beards!

We can’t tell you why, but having a monkey tail looking beard is something a select group of guys seem to really enjoy. If you’re not familiar with the look, it’s where one side of the face has a chinstrap beard that runs from the sideburns, across the chin like a goatee, and then into a mustache. When done properly, like the name suggest, it looks like a monkey’s tail is on your face. Baseball players and even actors have given the trend a shot. For an extra twist, some are coloring them to look like lemur tails.


No scriptures and/or proselytizing, amen.

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