Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating With a Pickle on Private Property !

Caught Jerkin With a Gherkin

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Eric Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”

NY Daily

◾️According to the Smoking Gun and the arrest report, Detiege lives at The Flying Cloud Mobile Home Park in Tampa,.

◾️Detiege has “Only God can judge me” tattooed on his arm.

◾️He was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge.

Read the arrest report.

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