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August 13, 2021: It’s Reinstatement Day!

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It's 4am on August 13th and SCOTUS is convening for an emergency session right now. Something about "overwhelming evidence" and the 2020 election. WTF
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) August 13, 2021

That’s right, Pillow Guy Mike Lindell promised us the Miracle of the nation seeing the evil of this election all coming to a head!

“This is a spiritual battle of epic proportions!”
“When we get through this, even non-believers, there’s going to be so many people coming to Jesus!”
“This will be the biggest revival in history because you’re going to see miracles unfold!”
“The evil is revealing itself. It’s just amazing. It’s popping up all over like pocket gophers!”

Watch Pillow Guy explain why God kicked Trump out of the White House!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XU8Ia-eHg

Twitter was aflutter in the early hours of Reinstatement Day, with people everywhere wondering who would be invited, and what to wear to Reinstatement Day!

I just saw MTGangrene. I almost wore the exact same thing 😉 #ReinstatementDay pic.twitter.com/m1LSCxphIk
— Tuggmunkee🐇🐈‍⬛🐕🏳️‍🌈🌊💙6xVaxd (@bunnykittenpupp) August 13, 2021

Ah, Sherrill comes dressed in the traditional evening wear of the twice-impeached former chairs of the SHA, the Slovenian Hooker Association:

The I Really Don't Care Do You jacket

That is super classy, Sherill, for #ReinstatementDay https://t.co/Fv9bHNVXeD pic.twitter.com/e0fd3RzyyN
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

OMG I forgot to order my Blacks For Trump T-shirts for today's #ReinstatementDay… how could I forget? https://t.co/pSEc7OocaB pic.twitter.com/JMA07KSwdr
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

Remember that the formal dress code has been reinstated for #ReinstatementDay

All men wear the frontbutt pants. pic.twitter.com/0uMIApZaU0
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

Dawn has dolled herself up for Reinstatement Day. This is … positively lionesque#ReinstatementDay https://t.co/c5yf9Wx3xQ
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 12, 2021

Only VIP Guests get to wear viking helmets on Reinstatement Day#ReinstatementDay https://t.co/SzvRjKlRBv pic.twitter.com/59KulQNOwk
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 12, 2021

Oh great point by Father of 4

The traditional #ReinstatementDay Poem was to be mumbled by Hermain Cain, to chants of nine, nine, nein. but alas

So this year I believe the #ReinstatementDay Poem will be mumbled by Dr Ben Carson while conducting a second autolobotomy upon himself https://t.co/rFI6DPZ6j8
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

Some shared how they plan to celebrate……..

Oh looky looky, Mike has taken a head-start on #ReinstatementDay celebration. We love our My Pillow Guy. Did you know, Tweeps, it was Mike Lindell who actually invented the #ReinstatementDay? He is a true patriot https://t.co/b4Co0w1mNU pic.twitter.com/dGo5l2gQgJ
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

Oh and my favorite tradition is Macy's #ReinstatementDay Parade, in NY

It comes from Trump Tower down BLM Avenue to Antifa Square at corner of Stormy Street (previously 45th Street)

I love the floats & balloons of the Mushroom, My Pillow & Baby Reinstatement#ReinstatementDay pic.twitter.com/4q2lowS7qK
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

Here comes the parade! I love #ReinstatementDay https://t.co/30QxdTaev0 pic.twitter.com/D9Rt5KTdJY
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

Here come the sheep pic.twitter.com/xnRZ9l40ld
— 🌟Starann🌟 (@StarannThe) August 13, 2021

Oh, and coming up at noon? It is the highlight of the day. The proudest military tradition of #ReinstatementDay is the Ritual Salute of the North Korean General

It makes me so patriotic to see this Grand Gesture by the Grand Jester#ReinstatementDay pic.twitter.com/xa40REWCb2
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

Some shared PSAs……

⚠️ Important announcement for #ReinstatementDay. ⚠️ pic.twitter.com/PA5TvZE7eF
— Lev Parnas & Igor Fruman LLC💎 (@KurisuS) August 13, 2021

MAGAs reporting from Lindell’s big reveal today seem like they are pretty bummed out that what was promised isn’t being delivered. “Lot of information, not a lot of evidence.. kind of a nothing-burger.” pic.twitter.com/GXPPJ4ooNX
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 11, 2021

Happy #ReinstatementDay! Oh…wait. pic.twitter.com/K9UZVxoS6K
— ✵°⋆🍭Ɓeɕɕɑ🍭⋆°✵ (@charmsblowpop) August 13, 2021

BURN !!!

RT @reaIannoyed

Look at the crowds for Donald Trump!! #ReinstatementDay https://t.co/X2PB3JdTkm pic.twitter.com/X1xrETMBKh
— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

Happy Reinstatement Day, NewsViews friends, tell us how you plan to celebrate!

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