TFG claims he can declassify documents ‘even by thinking about it’

“There doesn’t have to be a process, as I understand it,” he told Hannity. “You’re the president of the United States. You can declassify just by saying, ‘It’s declassified.’ Even by thinking about it.”

-TFG

Following the United States Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit ruling that restored the Justice Department’s access to documents with classified markings, TFG sat down for an interview with his BFF Sean Hannity to discuss his magical ability to declassify documents with his mind. He also falsely claimed that no process exists to declassify documents, deflected from the issue that he illegally looted then stored classified documents at Mar a Lago, and whined about the bigly mean FBI and that ‘leftist’ organization, NARA.

Although TFG has claimed numerous times he previously declassified the documents he looted when exiting the Whited House, his legal team has not argued this in court because they have yet to produce evidence substantiating TFG’s magical declassifying abilities.

TFG also wants his will back:

Trump described himself as a ‘former’ president in a Fox ‘News’ interview then immediately tried to take it back

  • Trump referred to himself as “former” president in a Fox News interview, then quickly reversed. 
  • “I hate to use the word ‘former,’ because I have a lot of problems with what happened,” he added. 
  • Trump has yet to admit losing the 2020 election in public, though reports said he has in private.

And those jack booted thug, FBI agents had long guns!

Sean Hannity thinks Merrick Garland and Christopher Wray actually waste their precious downtime watching his show:

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