Houston Police Called to Ted Cruz’s Home; Someone’s a Cutter

Houston Police confirmed they received a call from the home of one of the biggest Craven Assholes alive, Senator Ted Cruz, because a 14-year-old suffered self-inflicted stab wounds on the arms.

The teen, whose gender was not disclosed, was taken to the hospital.

Police could not say whether the call involved a member of Cruz’s family. The Texas Republican has two daughters; one of which recently came out as bisexual.

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