NOVEMBER 16 — In the long, storied history of American jurisprudence, these words have never previously appeared in a police report or court filing:
“The defendant was observed defecating on a deceased opossum with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed.”
That unusual and repulsive incident transpired around 5:30 PM yesterday in “full view of the motoring public during busy traffic times” on a street in Clearwater, Florida, according to an arrest affidavit.
Police allege that Rudy Wilcox, 45, was observed by an officer relieving himself upon the late marsupial as rush hour traffic passed by.
THIS ACTION WAS WITNESSED BY CLEARWATER PD OFFICER TABAK AND WAS IN FULL VIEW OF THE MOTORING PUBLIC DURING BUSY TRAFFIC HOURS. POST MIRANDA THE DEF DENIED THE ALLEGATIONS AND STATED THE OFFICER “DOESN’T SEE STRAIGHT”. PHYSICAL EVIDENCE WAS VIEWED AT THE SCENE WHICH CORROBORATES THE ALLEGATIONS ALLEGED.
From the POLICE REPORT
