Following Trump’s Meeting of the Stupids with Joe Rogan in Austin on Friday, he was scheduled to fly to Traverse City, Michigan, for another rally. But before he left Texas, he met up with execs from the Jeff Bezos-owned aerospace company Blue Origin. The space company has a $3.4bn contract with Nasa to build a spacecraft to carry astronauts to the moon and back.
The Dictator Wannabe met with company CEO David Limp and vice president of government relations Megan Mitchell, according to the AP.
Trump still flew in to Michigan, figuring his supporters wouldn’t care if he was three hours late.
According to Trump, his handlers offered to cancel the Michigan event, but Trump said his flock wouldn’t mind because he needed to do important things in order to win. He sent them a video message while on his way.
After promising a special performance, he again watches his MAGAts drop like flies, and plays them Ave Maria while waiting for medics.