Good morning, friends, News Viewers, and countrymen of our Ignoble Cheezer, welcome to week 6 of the Year of Our Lard 2025.
We have so much to talk about and so much to report, there is hardly enough time and space to cover it — just as Project 2025 planned.
And yet if somehow we were able to bring so much to a discussion, would we all be (more) insane? Which leads me to wonder, will the Forces that Enable Elon destroy the National Hotline for Suicide Prevention as well? You can at least be certain that the operators on the other end of the 9-8-8 crisis hotline will be only Elon’s best and brightest. /s
Anyhow, it’s Super Bowl weekend, and we must carry on as if everything is normal.
Will there be cheese dip? Wings? Chili?
*(Canadian Whiskey? — YES)
Let’s make it a great Friday, and go ….
Chiefs?
Eagles?
meh…
