FOTUS tRump is talking seriously about ripping up the grass at one of the most iconic places at the White House in order to install a hard surface patio, Mar-a-Lago style.
The lawn at the White House Rose Garden is one of the most meticulously maintained spots, but plans are being drafted to remake the surface with either limestone or an interchangeable hard surface, with a possible hardwood floor for dancing.
There have been daily discussions on the plans.
The roses will stay.
FOTUS has made it clear that he wants to recreate the patio experience at Mar-a-Lago, his members-only club where he spends hours on the patio with his iPad, controlling the playlist and blasting Luciano Pavarotti and James Brown at earsplitting volumes.
Also in the West Wing, he wants to hang a grand gaudy chandelier from the ceiling of the Oval Office, where he has already covered almost every free inch of the walls and mantle space with portraits of presidents, including one just outside the Oval of his own mugshot.
The office is also full of gold vases and statuettes and at least one gold figurine embedded in an elevated wall molding, which was screwed into the wall by Carlos De Oliveira, the property manager at Mar-a-Lago.
He also entertains the thoughts of building a ballroom at the White House, which tRump claims would cost $100 million.
“Trump is taking necessary steps in order to preserve and restore the greatness and glory of ‘the People’s House,’” said spokesman Steven Cheung.
