Qatar Wants an Understanding the Jet Deal Was Sought by Team Trump

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Legal teams from the U.S. and Qatar are still working out the deal for President TACO to acquire the bigly beautiful jumbo jet that he admits is a gift.

According to the Washington Post, Qatar now wants a memorandum of understanding between Washington and Doha to say the deal was initiated by the Trump administration and that Qatar is not responsible for any future transfers of the plane’s ownership.

Trump said Qatar reached out and offered him the jet, but reports from CNN and the New York Times suggest the Trump administration first approached Qatar about purchasing the plane after TACO Boi threw a tantrum about the delay of two Boeing jets bought during his first term for $3.9 billion.

The jet would still cost about $1 billion to retrofit for secure communications and defense systems.

But now Trump is complaining that the jet is …. TOO BIG!

But now that the jumbo airliner is on U.S. soil awaiting to be gold-leafed, Trump complains that the jet is too big.

Whoa, big ol’ jet airliner. Don’t Qatar me too far away.By Maureen Dowd

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He called the new jet a “beautiful, big, magnificent, free airplane for the United States Air Force.” Trump blathered on, “They tried to say: ‘Oh, it’s Trump’s airplane.’ Oh, yeah, sure. It’s too big, frankly, it’s much too big.”