Nuclear Mushroom Cloud Fallout — The Aftermath

The world was rocked yesterday by an epic flame-throwing nuclear war between the richest man in the world and the most powerful.

In case you missed the episode in real time, Chris Hayes and Alex Wagner re-enacted the play-by-play action in the World Cup of Drug-Addled Retired WWE Wrestlers.

Today promises to be another popcorn fest of entertainment as we watch the dust settle.

We saw these two threaten each other with financial withholdings, from political presence to federal contracts, and followed by threats of impeachments and deportations.

At first there was hope in the MAGAsphere that Taco Boi and Mars Boi would kiss and make up, but Taco has rained on that parade this morning dousing rumors of a call between the two.

“I’m not even thinking about Elon. He’s got a problem, the poor guy’s got a problem,” Trump told CNN on Friday morning.

It’s really all the world is talking about with social media posts and memes flooding the internet, which we will share and provide a platform for our readers to keep up with the best and brightest out there.

Instead of kiss and make up, it looks like “Kiss and Say Goodbye.”