The Felon Guy’s New Grift: Assassination Attempt Kicks

Get out your checkbooks, MAGAts. Your KKKult leader wants you to purchase his latest grift: A new, white (but, of course!) pair of kicks commemorating the recent assassination attempt on his life. The $299 white hightop sneaker has Trump with a fist raised, with blood across his face, and the words, “Fight, Fight, Fight” underneath. Purchasing a

His latest pair of kicks come after his failed attempt to lure black people to vote for his racist ass by introducing golden shoes he launched at SneakerCon in Philadelphia last February and how some ignorant, illiterate, and racist MAGAts claimed it meant TFG would make inroads with the Black community because everyone knows that black people love kicks.

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