Good morning, News Viewers, and welcome to the second week in the year of our lard, King Donald.
This week we can celebrate some good with the bad, as we get to officially hang the label of Convicted and Sentenced Felon on our 47th prez-dent.
I think I’ll bake a cake for the occasion. Maybe a carrot cake — ha!
Nevertheless, the weekend is here and we should all be making a plan to relax and enjoy the fruits of DA Alvin Bragg’s prosecutorial labor.
What else is happening in your world?
Happy Friday, folks — let’s make it a good one!
