ICYMI: October 25, 2025

Below are some headlines we may have missed. Please feel free to share your finds as long as they are not from some Fake News cesspool.

Pay Attention!:

OMG. What an ad!

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— Amy Siskind (@amysiskind.com) October 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM

Updates:

Neck Nazi? 😂🤣😂🍷🍷🍷:

REAGAN HATED TARIFFS, WHICH MAKES TARIFF TODDLER CRY. BUT REAGAN LOVED ME! WHEN I WAS 7, REAGAN TOLD ME I'LL BE A BETTER GOVERNOR THAN HE IS! HE SAID I'LL BE A PHYSICAL AND FISCAL LEGEND, MY HAIR WOULD BE AS THICK AS HIS, AND MY DESTINY WOULD BE TO FIGHT THE NECK NAZI. DONE! -GCN pic.twitter.com/e3N80YC3H7
— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) October 24, 2025

GOV. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social : “They’re talking about getting rid of the Voting Rights Act — that may likely happen in months… they’re rewriting history… ANTI-WOKE IS ANTI-BLACK… we’re not doing enough. We’re not calling this out.” Full: youtu.be/H5_tNkzX1yg?…

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— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) October 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM

The Cruelty-It’s the Point:

‘Uncharted territory’: Ongoing shutdown threatens food aid for 42 million people

In just over a week, nearly 42 million people in the U.S. who get federal food assistance are in danger of seeing their benefits disappear because of the ongoing federal shutdown.

About 1 in 8 U.S. residents get an average of $187 a month through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or SNAP. One of those people is Shari Jablonowski. The 66-year-old widow, who lives outside Pittsburgh, is bracing to lose the $291 in food aid her disabled nephew gets each month. She raised her now-adult nephew and two nieces as her own, and even without this looming crisis, her budget is a tightrope.

Garbage Peopls Saying Garbage Things on Garbage ‘

HUSH HANNITY! I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, OFFER REPUBLICANS KNEE PADS BECAUSE I CARE. I CONSULTED TWO LEADING DOCTORS, DR. OZ AND DR. PHIL. THEY SAID WHEN MEETING THE GOP JABBA YOUR KNEEPADS SHOULD ALREADY BE ON. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO SAY "I HEART YOU." LOVE IS LOVE. –GCN https://t.co/KRGBzOhQNc
— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) October 24, 2025

THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, WAS WRONG. JD VANCE DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT COUCH. HE ONLY GOT TO THIRD BASE BEFORE THE COUCH WOKE UP. MY APOLOGIES TO JD AND EVERYONE AT IKEA. https://t.co/D5nMNmwSPX
— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) October 23, 2025

it blows my mind that anyone is still pretending like trump is anything but a dictator, here is steve bannon talking about how they, in clear and certain terms, intends to install trump as president in 2028

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— onion person (@junlper.beer) October 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM

The Gestapo:

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street — barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on — screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

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— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) October 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM

The Fascist Felon and His Brownshirts:

Pudding Time!:

Nazi Miller:

This is fucked

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— Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) October 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM

Craven Assholes:

Broken Clock Alert:

Rand Paul BLASTS Republicans for Being GUTLESS and AFRAID of Trump

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— Tony Michaels 🎙 (@thetonymichaels.bsky.social) October 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM

State News:

I USE THE NATIONAL GUARD TO HELP FAMILIES. DONNY USES THE GUARD TO BEAT UP FAMILIES. I HATE BULLIES. DONNY HATES THE EAST WING. MY HAIR LOVES ME. DONNY'S HAIR SELF-DEPORTED. I RUN THE 4TH LARGEST ECONOMY. DONNY RUNS FROM THE SINK TO THE TOILET. (MANY SAY "NOT IN TIME") SAD! –GCN pic.twitter.com/QXSzFAPBVp
— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) October 22, 2025