Dear Leader Trump sent a letter dated January 18 to the Prime Minister of Norway, blaming his government for the Norwegian Nobel Committee’s decision not to award the Nobel Peace Prize to him, leaving him no choice but to abandon thinking of “peace” alone. Dear Leader said he thinks NATO now owes him Greenland as a consolation prize.
Jonas Gahr Støre released a statement that began, “I can confirm that this is a text message that I received yesterday afternoon from President Trump.”
Norway joined seven European allies in reifying their solidarity with Denmark and the people of Greenland following Trump’s threat to annex the Arctic island.
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.
“Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.
“I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”