On Monday, our ‘Derp Leader’ took to his shithole, ‘Truth’ Social and threatened Iran with even more intense bombing if the country “does anything that stops the flow of Oil” (MAGAt random capitalization strikes again) “within the Strait of Hormuz.”
Iran’s top security official, Ali Larijani, responded to Trump’s threat with what appears to be a threat on Derp Leader’s life.
“Iran doesn’t fear your empty threats. Even those bigger than you couldn’t eliminate Iran. Be careful not to get eliminated yourself.”
Iran has been accused of plotting attempts to kill Trump in the past.
Other Developments in Trump and Bibi’s Stupid War:
Chest thumping and high-fiving dry drunk, Pete Hegseth, warned that today “will be yet again our most intense day of strikes inside Iran: The most fighters, the most bombers, the most strikes, intelligence more refined and better than ever.”
Shortly before the statement, he said “the last 24 hours have seen Iran fire the lowest amount of missiles they have fired yet.”
The sharp rhetoric coming from our Alpha Males sparked a response from Iran’s Parliament Speaker Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf:
“We believe that the aggressor should be punched in the mouth so that he learns a lesson so that he will never think of attacking our beloved Iran again,” he said.
Surging oil prices could wipe out benefits from Trump’s ‘big beautiful bill’
- Raymond James estimated that what consumers pay in higher gas prices could total exactly what they’re set to gain with the tax changes under President Donald Trump’s “big beautiful bill.”
- The stimulus was expected to boost both the U.S. economy and markets in 2026.
- While consumers may not get as much of a boost as expected, some analysts said they are confident the U.S. economy and markets can manage higher oil prices.
