Top FEMA Official Claims He was ‘Teleported’ to a Waffle House in Georgia

Yes, you read correctly. “It was scary. An incredibly frightening moment. Teleporting is no fun.”

Gregg Phillips, a top official at the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), claimed “he had somehow found himself being moved, by forces beyond his control, dozens of miles from two different starting points in Georgia” and somehow landed at a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia. Phillips has a disturbing history of violent political rhetoric and a proponent of election fraud conspiracy theories.

Among roughly two dozen workers and regulars interviewed this week at Rome’s three Waffle House locations, none said they were aware of anyone traveling to the 24-hour restaurants by paranormal means, despite their reputation as powerful magnets for the sort of idiosyncratic characters who tend to surf the psychic fringes of the American South.

FEMA’s press office did not immediately respond to a request for comment Friday.

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