ICYMI: May 11, 2026

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Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found interesting as long as it comes from a credible source, not some far right, fake news cesspit.Today’s blog or the failed, ‘Trust Me, Bro” nonsense as a source.

Updates:

Press dinner gunman pleads not guilty to attempting to assassinate Trump

The man accused of running past Secret Service with loaded firearms and knives in an attempt to kill President Donald Trump during the White House Correspondent’s Dinner last month pleaded not guilty to the four charges he faces.

Prosecutors say Cole Tomas Allen stormed through a security checkpoint at the hotel where the annual press dinner was being held while the president and top administration officials were on a different floor.

Allen appeared before a federal judge in Washington, DC, on Monday, hands and feet shackled together and stood by his attorney as they entered the not guilty plea on his behalf.

Today:President Donald Trump says he will suspend the federal tax on gas to help Americans shoulder higher fuel prices caused by the Iran war. apnews.com/article/iran…

Frank Amari (@frankamari.bsky.social) 2026-05-11T16:16:38.248Z

Trump says Iran ceasefire is on ‘life support’ and proposes gas tax pause as strait stays closed

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — U.S. President Donald Trump on Monday said the Iran ceasefire is on “life support” after rejecting Tehran’s latest proposal, which officials said included some nuclear concessions. Trump also proposed suspending the federal gas tax to help with higher fuel prices caused by the war.

The stalled diplomacy and recent exchanges of fire could tip the Middle East back into open warfare and prolong the worldwide energy crisis sparked by the conflict. Iran still has a chokehold on the Strait of Hormuz, a vital waterway for global oil and gas shipments, and America is blockading Iranian ports.

Asked at the White House if the ceasefire was still in effect, Trump said it’s on “life support.”

“I would call it the weakest right now after reading that piece of garbage they sent us,” Trump added. “I didn’t even finish reading it.”

The Worst People in the World:

Are we sure Chad Bianco is a “former” Oath Keeper? Because here he is defending the white nationalist militia group again.

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— Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) May 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM

Fuck off! Signed, California.

The Worst President Ever and His Brownshirts:

The DUI Hire:

Pete Hegseth said he has referred Senator Mark Kelly to Pentagon lawyers for allegedly disclosing classified information about depleted US weapons stockpiles – information Kelly says he heard from the defense secretary, in public, under oath.

Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 (@fiona-webster22.bsky.social) 2026-05-11T17:10:23.639Z

Hegseth Threatens Democratic Senator Who Exposed Major Iran War Issue

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is trying everything to go after Senator Mark Kelly.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is once again lashing out at Democratic Senator Mark Kelly—this time for speaking freely about just how much ammunition the U.S. military has wasted in its war with Iran. 

Kelly told CBS’s Margaret Brennan Sunday that it was “shocking how deep we have gone into these magazines.”

Straight Out of Gilead:

Who are these ghouls talking to?

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— Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) May 11, 2026 at 12:51 PM

What teenagers are getting sperm counts? They’re so fucking weird.

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— Al Swearengen (@al-swearengen.bsky.social) May 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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