Christmas Time at the White House: Melania Goes for the Gold

Keeping with her husband’s garish, gaudy, and tacky, Not Made in U.S.A., gold junk he plastered all over the People’s House, First Pole Dancer, Melania Trump, will add more gaudy, gold garbage in the form of ‘Chreeeestmas’ decorations to it because “who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations,” right?

BeBest spent two minutes and 50 seconds welcoming the arrival of the White House Christmas tree, hightailing it back inside the presidential residence after just a few handshakes and photo ops.

Melania Trump walks out of the WH for a photo op with the Christmas Tree.

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— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) November 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM

First lady Melania Trump welcomes the 2025 White House Christmas tree.

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— NBC News (@nbcnews.com) November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM

A Sneak Preview of BeBest’s Gaudy and Garish ‘Chreeeestmas’ Decorations:

Blast from “Chreeestmas’ Past-The Handmaids’ Trees:

But I think that the most likely reason of all, may have been that her heart was two sizes too small. “Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”melania trump

Charlie Fox (@realseafox.bsky.social) 2025-11-25T00:30:14.918Z

“Give me a Fucking Break!:”