First Lady Pole Dancer, Melania Trump, has finally decked the halls of the People’s House with her handpicked ‘Chreeeestmas’ decorations. This year, the selected decorations “aim to reflect the American spirit of generosity, patriotism and gratitude under the theme: “Home is Where the Heart Is.””
Lego portraits of both The Fascist Felon and George Washington are displayed in the Green Room, which has been decorated as a game room with dominoes and other entertainments.
BeBest opted to keep the traditional, iconic White House gingerbread house in the State Dining Room. While people cannot afford groceries, (such an old fashioned word), under this corrupt, incompetent, and cruel (mis)administration, the gingerbread house weighs in at 120 pounds and is all edible. But, BeBest’s spokesperson, Nick Clemens, said: “It is edible, but you cannot take a piece with you.” Eat cake!
A total of 51 trees are scattered around the White House. The official centerpiece Christmas tree in the Blue Room is from Korson’s Tree Farms in Sidney, Michigan, and is more than 18 feet tall.
And what ‘Chreeestmas’ display would not be complete without a portrait of The Fascist Felon sporting blood dripping down his face?:
Tours of the People’s House have been scaled back because the East Wing is gone and now under construction for some bullshit the King of Bullshit desires. But, people can still sign up for tours to see The Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue if they desire.