Melania Trump took a break from working her ass off decorating trees at the White House for f***ing Chreeesmas to stop at the Children’s National Hospital in Washington D.C. on Friday, continuing a tradition for First Ladies that dates back to the Truman era.
BeBest spread her special brand of Chreeesmas cheer by reading a book, “How Does Santa Go Down the Chimney?” to a select group of about 25 cheeldren and their guests. Her two young escorts looked completely bored.
BeBest did her best to read in English but managed to mangle many pronunciations, including a suggestion that the visiting Santa on Chreeesmas night may get a kiss from the dog “if it is a dog that leaks.”
The immigrant First Lady sat in a big red chair next to Santa and Mrs. Claus, who gifted Melania with a fake gold coin that read “Believe” and “Merry Christmas.” BeBest handed out Chreeesmas ornaments with her signature slogan “BeBest” on them.
She added that her “husband President” was also sending love and best wishes.