The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Man-baby POTUS is miffed that ICE Barbie Kristi Noem describes her DHS meetings as “cabinet meetings.”
DHS Secretary Noem reportedly cosplayed as president by referring to internal DHS meetings with subagency heads by the same name as high-level gatherings between the commander-in-chief and top Cabinet officials, according to White House aides.
Trump also chafed at the puppy-killing pretender using $200 million of DHS funding to produce high-profile advertising in which she starred herself, warning immigrants in the country illegally to “leave now.”
The report suggested the White House saw the cosplay as useful for a future presidential run. Noem was once considered by Trump as a running mate until her book, No Going Back, revealed her puppy-killing ways.
The WSJ report also revealed that Noem and former Trump bodyguard Cory Lewandowski—with whom she has long been rumored to be having an affair—have been traveling together on a luxury 737 MAX jet, complete with a private cabin in the back.
Trump and many high level advisors are reportedly uncomfortable with the arrangement, citing the rumored affair as one of Washington’s worst kept secrets. Lewandowski has been spotted taking out the trash at Noem’s military Coast Guard base home.
Noem and Lewandowski have been known to berate their staffers and have asked for polygraph tests of those they do not trust. The duo routinely fire people for dubious claims.
Another incident cited Lewandowski firing a Coast Guard pilot because ICE Barbie left a blanket on a plane, and the pilot did not transfer the blanket to the next plane after a maintenance issue caused them to disembark.
Lewandowski fired the pilot, telling him he had to take a commercial flight back home, but had to reinstate him when the dynamic duo could find no other pilots available.