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Howard Lutnick Claims No American Deaths in the War with Iran; Forced to Publicly Apologize

In an interview with CNBC, Secretary Howard Lutnick (Nutlick) claimed no Americans have died in Trump’s stupid, deadly, and costly war with Iran. “I think […]

September 3, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Gina

Trump’s New Vanity Project: $250K Bowling Alley Renovation

While the rest of us struggle with, AFFORDABILITY, what is the the Idiot in Chief’s latest vanity project? A $250K+ White House bowling alley renovation […]

September 1, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Gina

The FBI Relaxes Hiring Criteria: Johns, Embezzlers, and Animal ‘Lovers’ Apply Here

Read the Fine Print Before Applying for Your “Dream Job.“ The Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) announced they will lax their hiring qualifications. Now, one […]

August 29, 2026August 28, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Gina

Man-Baby President Renames Lake Ontario by Executive Order

Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on Thursday that renames Lake Ontario to Lake America in the United States, a child-like response […]

August 27, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Kerri

Trump Tariff War to Flush Away Affordable TP

The latest hit to affordability is about to hit the paper products aisle at your grocery store, and having an ID will be of no […]

August 26, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Kerri

DOJ Lawyers Say Kennedy Center Faces Demolition if Trump’s Name is Not on the Building

The boot-licking board that runs the Kennedy Center has had the Justice Department issue a warning to a federal judge that the building may need […]

August 25, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Kerri

The Human Binky, Natalie Harp, Worked One Year at the People’s House without Security Clearance

It is completely unclear why the former far right wing/propaganda ‘news’ host and now Trump’s latest concubine, Natalie Harp, declined multiple times for over a […]

August 20, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Gina

TACO Trump Teases Tentative Deal with Canada on Tariffs

Just hours before more tariffs on Canadian products was set to hit after midnight on Taco Tuesday, Trump postposted the onset for three days, teasing […]

August 19, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Kerri

Karoline Leavitt is Out. Which Other Pathological Liar will Replace Her?

At the end of the month, White House Press Secretary and Patron Saint of Pathological Liars, Karoline Leavitt, will leave the White House ‘to spend […]

August 13, 2026August 13, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Gina

The US Senate Votes to Confirm the Most Corrupt AG Ever

In the wee hours of the morning and without any fanfare, the US Senate voted 50-49 to confirm Todd Blanche, who will go down in […]

August 8, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Gina

New Todd Blanche Deal Appeases GOP Senators and Trump

Trump’s former personal attorney Todd Blanche offered a new deal on Sunday night that might be enough to get him through the nomination process to […]

August 3, 2026August 3, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Kerri

Trump May Withdraw Todd Blanche’s AG Nomination

Even though The Worst President Ever claimed Acting AG Todd Blanche would go down in history as the greatest AG ever and he is ‘a […]

July 30, 2026Trump Administration0 commentsBy Gina