Guilfoyle Resigns, Faces Lawsuit
Kimberly Guilfoyle has resigned her position as Ambassa-grifter to Greece. After the White House Temu press secretary told reporters Tuesday morning that the Trump administration […]
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Press Secretary Baghdad Barbie the 6th Holds Her First Presser; Kimberly Guilfoyle Gotsta Go
“Getting behind the podium is tough, but she got off on the wrong foot. She needs to get much better, fast, otherwise she’ll break Scaramucci’s […]
Trump’s DOJ Reviewing Richard Nixon’s Prosecutors for Misconduct
A burglary at the Democratic National Committee’s headquarters inside the Watergate office complex in Washington DC led to the resignation of President Richard Nixon in […]
“Big Balls” and DOGE Boys Are Back in Business
The DOGE Boys are back in town, including Edward Coristine, aka “Big Balls,” and they are tasked with working on an artificial intelligence takeover of […]
Howard Lutnick Claims No American Deaths in the War with Iran; Forced to Publicly Apologize
In an interview with CNBC, Secretary Howard Lutnick (Nutlick) claimed no Americans have died in Trump’s stupid, deadly, and costly war with Iran. “I think […]
Trump’s New Vanity Project: $250K Bowling Alley Renovation
While the rest of us struggle with, AFFORDABILITY, what is the the Idiot in Chief’s latest vanity project? A $250K+ White House bowling alley renovation […]
The FBI Relaxes Hiring Criteria: Johns, Embezzlers, and Animal ‘Lovers’ Apply Here
Read the Fine Print Before Applying for Your “Dream Job.“ The Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) announced they will lax their hiring qualifications. Now, one […]
Man-Baby President Renames Lake Ontario by Executive Order
Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on Thursday that renames Lake Ontario to Lake America in the United States, a child-like response […]
Trump Tariff War to Flush Away Affordable TP
The latest hit to affordability is about to hit the paper products aisle at your grocery store, and having an ID will be of no […]
DOJ Lawyers Say Kennedy Center Faces Demolition if Trump’s Name is Not on the Building
The boot-licking board that runs the Kennedy Center has had the Justice Department issue a warning to a federal judge that the building may need […]
The Human Binky, Natalie Harp, Worked One Year at the People’s House without Security Clearance
It is completely unclear why the former far right wing/propaganda ‘news’ host and now Trump’s latest concubine, Natalie Harp, declined multiple times for over a […]
TACO Trump Teases Tentative Deal with Canada on Tariffs
Just hours before more tariffs on Canadian products was set to hit after midnight on Taco Tuesday, Trump postposted the onset for three days, teasing […]