Tulsi Gabbard Resigning as Trump’s Director of National Intelligence
Tulsi Gabbard announced on Friday she is resigning her position as Director of National Intelligence in the Trump administration. Gabbard shared a resignation letter on […]
Category: Trump Administration
Under His Eye: White House to Host Fundie Freaks to Celebrate our ‘Christian Roots’
So much for Separation of Church and State: Pete Hegseth, Marco Rubio and Mike Johnson will speak at the event, which centers on the idea […]
J. Edgar Boozer ($$$ash Patel) Cooks the Books on Crime Stats
On Tuesday, FBI Director Kash Patel appeared before Senate Appropriations Committee where he avoided numerous questions about his behavior, primarily alcohol consumption. Instead, he boasted of […]
Ka$h Patel is Gifting Personalized Bourbon Bottles
Boozy FBI Director Kash Patel is reportedly handing out personalized FBI swag to both staff and civilians as a type of calling card, according to […]
Kash Patel Drinking-Related Arrests Leaked
The current FBI Director and former podcaster Kash Patel was arrested on two occasions in his youth in incidents involving drinking, revealed by The Intercept […]
Karoline Leavitt Goes on Maternity Leave
Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt announced on Friday she was giving her last briefing before going on maternity leave. “I’m about ready to have a […]
DoJ Reinstates Firing Squads and Lethal Injections in Federal Executions
Taking our country back to the 19th Century! In his ongoing audition and bid to become the next Attorney General, Wannabe AG Todd Blanch announced […]
Trump Administration Reclassifies Medical Marijuana to Ease Restrictions
Under President Biden, the Justice Department worked to reclassify marijuana after receiving 43,000 formal public comments on the topic. Two dozen states plus Washington, D.C., have […]
Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer Resigns Amid Misconduct Investigation
Trump’s Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has resigned from her post as she was facing several scandals and investigations of widespread misconduct, becoming the third Cabinet […]
Trump Administration Opens Portal for $166 Billion in Tariff Refunds
Two months after the Supreme Court struck down Trump’s sweeping tariffs, American importers can today begin the process of applying for $166 billion plus interest […]
The Atlantic: Keystone Kash is Drinking Excessively and Fears Being Fired
A new report from The Atlantic has FBI Director Kash Patel threatening to sue for defamation after multiple sources said Keystone Kash has been drinking […]
Secretary Brainworm Once Cut the Penis Off a Roadkill Raccoon
HHS Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr’s fascination with roadkill carcasses continues, according to a new book about the brain worm addled Trump administration official. Kennedy was […]