Ka$h Patel is Gifting Personalized Bourbon Bottles
Boozy FBI Director Kash Patel is reportedly handing out personalized FBI swag to both staff and civilians as a type of calling card, according to […]
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Kash Patel Drinking-Related Arrests Leaked
The current FBI Director and former podcaster Kash Patel was arrested on two occasions in his youth in incidents involving drinking, revealed by The Intercept […]
Karoline Leavitt Goes on Maternity Leave
Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt announced on Friday she was giving her last briefing before going on maternity leave. “I’m about ready to have a […]
DoJ Reinstates Firing Squads and Lethal Injections in Federal Executions
Taking our country back to the 19th Century! In his ongoing audition and bid to become the next Attorney General, Wannabe AG Todd Blanch announced […]
Trump Administration Reclassifies Medical Marijuana to Ease Restrictions
Under President Biden, the Justice Department worked to reclassify marijuana after receiving 43,000 formal public comments on the topic. Two dozen states plus Washington, D.C., have […]
Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer Resigns Amid Misconduct Investigation
Trump’s Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has resigned from her post as she was facing several scandals and investigations of widespread misconduct, becoming the third Cabinet […]
Trump Administration Opens Portal for $166 Billion in Tariff Refunds
Two months after the Supreme Court struck down Trump’s sweeping tariffs, American importers can today begin the process of applying for $166 billion plus interest […]
The Atlantic: Keystone Kash is Drinking Excessively and Fears Being Fired
A new report from The Atlantic has FBI Director Kash Patel threatening to sue for defamation after multiple sources said Keystone Kash has been drinking […]
Secretary Brainworm Once Cut the Penis Off a Roadkill Raccoon
HHS Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr’s fascination with roadkill carcasses continues, according to a new book about the brain worm addled Trump administration official. Kennedy was […]
The Trump Administration v. Pope Leo
The Fascist Felon/Possible Child Rapist continues his attacks on the first American Pope and the leader of the world’s largest Christian religion, Pope Leo. On […]
Pam Bondi on the Way Out “Imminently”
On Thursday several sources are reporting that Pam Bondi is on her way out of the Department of Justice. Trump has reportedly informed Bondi that […]
The Fascist Felon Signs an Executive Order Cracking Down on Mail-In Voting
Running with the false narrative that our elections are not secure, except for the 2024 election that Trump won, The Fascist Felon and possible child […]