ICYMI: March 26, 2026

“Europe won’t help me with my stupid, costly, deadly, and unpopular war!”

Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found interesting as long as it comes from a credible source, not some far right, fake news cesspit.Today’s blog or the failed, ‘Trust Me, Bro” nonsense as a source.

From the Liar in Chief:

Fact Check: No evidence exists that any Brownshirt was Mugged.

Should Have Happened Long Ago:

I can't say what we're gonna do because if I did, they'd probably, what is it called? The 25th Amendment. They'd institute the 25th Amendment

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— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 9:15 AM

The Blue Wave:

Democrats have FLIPPED 30 state legislative seats since Trump took office in his 2nd term! GOP has flipped zero (0), none of the Democratic legislative seats! Dems are overperforming having won or overperformed in 258 out of 289 key elections – a rate of nearly 90%! Voters are fed up with Trump/GOP!

Analisa Swan (she/her) (@analisaswan.bsky.social) 2026-03-26T15:22:26.155Z

New AP poll: Ground war is deeply unpopular. Economic anxiety is rising fast.Politicians who ignore this, will pay a price.

Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) 2026-03-26T12:36:04.054Z

The Worst People in the World:

Not the first time Melania has had to drop her price.

Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-03-26T15:23:09.476Z

The Gestapo:

How are they helping? They’re getting paid to stand around and do nothing. Where’s DOGE with their waste, fraud and abuse team? ICE is a terrorist organization. FK ICE.

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— Ashley Kuckelman (@ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 4:56 AM

Trump complains that "the press was very unfair to ICE"

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— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 9:02 AM

Rep Justin Jones made a statement entrance, walking into the Tennessee legislature with an"Abolish ICE" flag. No subtlety. No backing down.🔥🔥

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— NewsCurrentNow (@newscurrentnow.com) March 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM

The Fascist Felon/Possible Child Rapist & His Brownshirts:

JUST NOW — Trump was asked about voting by mail himself despite calling it “cheating” He says there are exceptions when you’re away or on a business trip 🤔 (P.S. he was in Florida at the time)

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— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 9:13 AM

Trump Dementia: "This pen is very inexpensive. But it writes well, I like it, but you can't have the pen the way it was – I don't want to give too much publicity, but they do treat me well, Sharpie. $1,000 pens. You hand them out to 30, 40 people – what is this mommy? Kids have no idea what it is."

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— Craig R. Brittain (@craigbrittain.com) March 26, 2026 at 9:10 AM

While the World Burns & the US Crumbles to the Sea:

BURGUM: “That will lower the price of gas for Americans…” TRUMP: “Forget that, when is Venezuela gonna do the statue (of me)?” Trump in a nutshell 🥜 ⬆️

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— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 9:21 AM

Grade A Asskissing:

Steve Witkoff is *not* a member of Trump's cabinet. But, then again, everyone at that table is a delusional twit.

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— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 8:59 AM

Nazi Carr:

Craven Assholes:

Rep. Rick Crawford says TSA agents quietly thank him while he goes through the airport

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 26, 2026 at 4:30 AM

Other News:

Army ups max enlistment age to 42

Those in their late 30s and early 40s can now join the U.S. Army. The Army increased its maximum enlistment age to 42 this month, bringing its accession policy closer in line with most of the United States’ other military services, according to updated service regulation documents published this month. Individuals up to 42 with or without prior military service can enlist in the Regular Army, the Army National Guard and the Army Reserve, according to the updated Army Regulation 601-210 published March 20. AR 601-210 is the regulation that governs policies and procedures for the Army’s enlistment process.

Read more at: https://www.stripes.com/branches/army/2026-03-24/army-raises-enlistment-age-42-21170859.html
Source – Stars and Stripes