🎵 “The communists couldn’t take me out and i’ll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out,” said the gunman who opened fire in Kenosha, Wisconsin on Aug. 5, 2020. 🎵
Cryin’ Kyle Rittenhouse, the murderous thug who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast said Wednesday.
“The spider, like the commies, also thought it was a good idea to come after me while I was armed,” Rittenhouse posted. “He did not survive.”
Cryin’ Kyle, in his quest to stay relevant and seek attention, took to X to post more about the eensy weensy spider and received numerous unfavorable replies:
Rittenhouse became an overnight folk hero to gun rights advocates and he’s leaned into that fame.
He’s now chief firearms instructor and director of partnerships for Texas Gun Rights, which bills itself as the “largest no-compromise gun rights organization in” the Lone Star state.
Kyle’s New Teats
