ICYMI: August 29, 2026

Sorry, world. Not all of us voted for this clown/shit show. Even some of the morons who voted for The Orange Ass regret their poor choice. Unfortunately, there are no ‘do overs’ and their poor choice affects us all. Remember come November, if The Orange Ass doesn’t hijack the election.

Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found interesting as long as it comes from `a credible source, not some far right, fake news cesspit or ‘Trust Me, Bro” nonsense as a source.

Updates:

What Others are Saying:

The Worst People in the World:

The Worst and Most Corrupt President Ever:

Umbrellas, Flags, and Now Telephones-Trump Cannot Figure Out How Things Work:

The Incompetent Ass Kissers:

I called it. That is why he’s been traveling around the country doing political rallies at taxpayer expense in the middle of the week.

Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2026-08-28T23:50:59.208Z

RFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-08-29T15:55:43.332Z

From the MarKODA Files-I Get My Information from Fox ‘News’ and Other RW Garbage ‘News’ Sources Edition:

Just like with COVID, Bhattacharya is spreading misinformation for political purposes.This man is not a good actor.

Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) 2026-08-29T16:20:58.556Z

Note to McMorons: Measles is not normally listed as an immediate cause of death…but…the term used to describe the deaths – “measles-associated” – includes cases in which measles infection is detected but “may not be assessed by the medical certifier or coroner to be the immediate cause of death.”

FactCheck because facts have a liberal bias…morons!

RFK Jr and Brooke Rollins having oversight of our food supply along with toilet paper prices going up from the trade war with Canada feels like a perfect storm.

Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2026-08-29T01:40:26.572Z

Craven Assholes:

Psssst…Who Wants to Clue His Fundie Ass In?

Mike Johnson: "We are now quite literally locked into a contest to determine whether we're gonna keep our republic, keep the country as it is, or break this down to the foundation and go down an entirely different road toward communism."

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-08-29T16:53:46.680Z

Mike Johnson over B-roll of Trump: "It's not unlawful for crazy people to run for office. That's happened throughout the history of our country. Never at this level, and never the number of people who are so determined to rip the Constitution in half."

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-08-29T16:55:49.075Z
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