US Army Practicing Digging Mass Battlefield Graves, Hegseth Fires General who Directed Strategy
United States Army soldiers are training to bury fellow comrades in temporary graves en masse for the first time in decades, in a dress rehearsal […]
Category: Military
Hegseth Loans DHS Its Military Heat Ray for Testing at the US-Mexico Border
Department of War Secretary and DUI hire Pete Hegseth has okayed a loan of its military-grade heat ray weapon to the Department of Homeland Security […]
Death By Firing Squad Approved By Trump for Fort Hood Shooter Nidal Hasan
After the Secretary of War’s recommendation, Donald Trump has approved the use of a firing squad for the execution of former military psychiatrist Major Nidal […]
“No Tab Pete” Gives Polygraph Tests to Joint Staff Over Iran Leaks
As our fierce Secretary of War is now being dubbed “No Tab Pete” by actual heroes in the Pentagon, investigators from the Pentagon have issued […]
USS Abraham Lincoln Arrives in Thailand Port After 280+ Days at Sea
The USS Abraham Lincoln and its crew of 5,000 have arrived in Thailand after being at sea for more than 280 days, a modern day […]
Navy Confirms the Abraham Lincoln’s Relief is on the Way
The aircraft carrier USS George Washington, seen departing port in Vietnam, is on its way to the Arabian Sea to replace the USS Abraham Lincoln, […]
Pentagon Lowers Number of Troops Killed in Iran War
On Wednesday, the Pentagon website had reported that 18 American service members had died in the Iran war. By Thursday, that number had been lowered […]
Major Flu Outbreak at Texas Air Force Base Quickly Follows Hegseth’s Ending of Flu Vaccine Mandate
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has another new war on his hands at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas — a major flu […]
Cadet Bone Spurs Gives His Memorial Day Message
Cadet Bone Spurs took to Truth Social early on the morning of Memorial Day and made it about himself instead of honoring the fallen heroes […]
Army General Left Classified Maps on a European Train and Was Concussed from Drinking
The Department of Defense Inspector General released a report on Thursday of an investigation of incidents which found that Army Maj. Gen. Antonio Aguto left […]
Gulf States Now Pressing Trump to Neutralize Iran For Good
Reuters is reporting that the Gulf Arab states, although they were not initially in favor of the U.S. going to war with Iran, are now […]
Refueling Aircraft Crashes in Iraq, Four More Dead
U.S. Central Command confirmed that four of six service members of a refueling aircraft were dead after the plane crashed on Thursday in western Iraq. […]