Trump Mobile’s Golden Phone Remains Nowhere To Be Found
The AP reports A golden phone that President Donald Trump’s family business promised to release last year remains mysteriously under wraps as the technology industry […]
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US Intervention In Venezuela Could Test Trump’s Ability To Hold GOP Together In An Election Year
The AP reports President Donald Trump’s military intervention in Venezuela will pose a fresh test of his ability to hold together a restive Republican coalition […]
Turning Point USA Gathers for a Conservative’s Version of Festivus
A core ritual of Seinfeld’s holiday Festivus is the Airing of Grievances, where you tell your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed […]
Fact Checking The Fascist Felon’s Infomercial
On Tuesday evening, The Fascist Felon disrupted primetime television by delivering a speech to the nation that came off more like an angry, rant filled, […]
Man-child President Adds Disparaging Plaques to Presidential Portraits
The White House added special plaques this week to Donald Trump’s “Presidential Walk of Fame,” installed along the West Wing colonnade, highlighting the “alcoholic personality,” […]
Church Nativity Scenes Add Zip Ties, Gas Masks And ICE To Protest Immigration Raids
The AP reports One baby Jesus lays in a manger in the snow, wrapped in a silver emergency blanket with his wrists zip-tied. Mary stands […]
Trump’s Handling Of The Economy Is At Its Lowest Point In AP-NORC Polling
The AP reports President Donald Trump’s approval on the economy and immigration have fallen substantially since March, according to a new AP-NORC poll, the latest […]
Brad Lander, New York City’s Outgoing Comptroller, Launches Congressional Bid
The AP reports Brad Lander, the outgoing comptroller of New York City, announced Wednesday that he is running for Congress, challenging U.S. Rep. Dan Goldman […]
President Trump’s Contempt Shocks The Country’s Largest Somali Community
The AP reports Even for a president who has long made clear he’s no fan of Somalia, the latest round of White House contempt was […]
Nancy Mace’s Campaign Manager Quits
A top consultant and campaign manager for Nancy Mace’s run for South Carolina governor has resigned, calling her disloyal to the President, and failing to […]
Trump Melts Down After NYT Report Points Out His Low Energy
Trump issued a word salad rant early Wednesday morning in response to a New York Times report on his low energy and apparent fatigue as […]
US Envoy Coached Putin Aide On How Russian Leader Should Pitch Trump On Ukraine Peace Plan
According to a transcript published by the news service, Trump stooge advised Putin’s foreign policy adviser Yuri Ushakov that Putin should call Trump to congratulate […]