U.S. Military Captures Maduro, Will Be Indicted in SDNY
Dear Leader announced on Truth Social that the U.S. military carried out “a large scale strike against Venezuela” in which Maduro and his wife were […]
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Trump Blabs About U.S. Land Strike On Venezuelan Facility
Donald Trump confirmed on Monday the U.S. made a Christmas Eve strike on a boat loading facility in Venezuela, marking the first land strikes in […]
Kennedy Center Says It Will Sue Jazz Musician Who Canceled Concert for $1 Million
Kennedy Center President Rick Grenell said the organization will seek $1 million in damages from jazz musician Chuck Redd after Redd abruptly canceled this year’s […]
Karoline Leavitt is Knocked Up Again
Trump’s lip-injected mouthpiece Karoline Leavitt, 28, announced on Fox News and in an Instagram post that she and her 60-year-old husband Nicholas Riccio are expecting […]
Trump Talks with Kids on the Santa Hotline; ‘We Won Pennsylvania Three Times!’ and other Stupid Stuff Kids Care Nothing About
In quite the different tone that he used with all those barely legal and underage girls, Trump talked with CHILDREN who inquirired as to the […]
Susie Wiles’ Unguarded Interview; The Fascist Felon has an ‘Alcoholic Personality’ and Other Comments about His Brownshirts
Welcome to the Resistance! Over the course of of 11 interviews with Chris Whipple from Vanity Fair, White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles described Trump […]
Kennedy and Duffy Discuss Ways to Waste Airport Grants While Showing Off Their Pull-Ups
HHS Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. paired up with Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy on Monday at Reagan International in another attempt to Make Airports Great Again. […]
Replacement for Noem Being Floated at DHS
Rumors of an exit of puppy-killing DHS Secretary Kristi Noem are not subsiding, according to former DHS officials who worked in both Biden and Trump […]
Pentagon Watchdog Finds DUI Hire Pete Hegseth Jeopardized U.S. Forces’ Safety by Using Signal
DUI hire and the most unqualified Defense Secretary in modern times, Pete Hegseth, cannot seem to keep his ‘dry’ drunk ass out of a bar […]