Trump’s Latest ‘Communist’ Stunt: Freedumb Fuel!
The adjudicated sexual assaulter, fraudster, possible pedophile, and most corrupt ‘president’ ever ran on reducing fuel prices to $2 a gallon. We now have Freedumb […]
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Everything Trump Touches Turns to 💩: Trump Involves Himself in the World Cup; US Loses to Belgium
Cry harder, Fascist. Team USA could have been a contender had you not involved your loser, ignorant ass in the mix. Belgium beat the U.S. […]
The Bigly ‘Yawn’ Housing Bill Hits The Worst President Ever’s Desk
““I think it’s so unimportant. To me, compared to the SAVE America Act, just about everything is a big yawn.” While many people in this […]
The Art of the Peel: Trump Blames Vandalism for His Bigly Reflecting Pool Renovation Issues
Everything Trump touches turns to 💩. The Worst President Ever took to his shithole, ‘Truth’ Social to post claims about his bigly Reflecting Pool renovation […]
$14 Million Paint Job on Reflecting Pool Now Peeling
Swimming pool expert Donald Trump’s construction expertise is becoming a more visible metaphor for the failing administration as the $14 million taxpayer funded paint job […]
Trump’s Bigly Deal with Iran
Lil’ Marco is Bigly Ecstatic about Trump’s bigly deal with surrender to Iran. On Wednesday, the United States on Wednesday released the 14-point, official text […]
Donald Trump’s Name Removed from Kennedy Center While Under Cover
The story you are about to read is true. The name was removed to protect the innocent. But the removal of Donald Trump’s name from […]
Knicks Fans Blame Sleepy Don For Jinxing Their Team’s Winning Streak
New York Knicks fans are blaming Trump for jinxing the team’s 13-game winning streak when he inconvenienced attendees and the city by attending Game 3, […]
The Dumbest President Ever Explains the Spelling of the Word, “Dumb”
During a nonsensical interview with his daughter in law, Lara Trump, The Dumbest President Ever claimed that most people don’t know how to spell a […]
Trump’s Health Report Questioned After a Trip to Walter Reed
Most people, including presidents wannabe kings usually have annual physicals commonly known as, “annuals.” But the ‘special’ (ed) guy brags about acing his “six-month physical.” […]
Trump’s Personal Law Firm, the DoJ, Launches Criminal Inquiry into E. Jean Carroll
The adjudicated rapist and possible pedophile’s personal law firm has opened up a criminal inquiry into Trump’s victim, E. Jean Carroll. The investigation is said […]
Trump Visits Walter Reed for the Third Time in 13 Months
Trump is heading to Walter Reed Hospital for an annual physical, which will be his third visit to the military hospital in the past 13 […]