$14 Million Paint Job on Reflecting Pool Now Peeling
Swimming pool expert Donald Trump’s construction expertise is becoming a more visible metaphor for the failing administration as the $14 million taxpayer funded paint job […]
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Trump’s Bigly Deal with Iran
Lil’ Marco is Bigly Ecstatic about Trump’s bigly deal with surrender to Iran. On Wednesday, the United States on Wednesday released the 14-point, official text […]
Donald Trump’s Name Removed from Kennedy Center While Under Cover
The story you are about to read is true. The name was removed to protect the innocent. But the removal of Donald Trump’s name from […]
Knicks Fans Blame Sleepy Don For Jinxing Their Team’s Winning Streak
New York Knicks fans are blaming Trump for jinxing the team’s 13-game winning streak when he inconvenienced attendees and the city by attending Game 3, […]
The Dumbest President Ever Explains the Spelling of the Word, “Dumb”
During a nonsensical interview with his daughter in law, Lara Trump, The Dumbest President Ever claimed that most people don’t know how to spell a […]
Trump’s Health Report Questioned After a Trip to Walter Reed
Most people, including presidents wannabe kings usually have annual physicals commonly known as, “annuals.” But the ‘special’ (ed) guy brags about acing his “six-month physical.” […]
Trump’s Personal Law Firm, the DoJ, Launches Criminal Inquiry into E. Jean Carroll
The adjudicated rapist and possible pedophile’s personal law firm has opened up a criminal inquiry into Trump’s victim, E. Jean Carroll. The investigation is said […]
Trump Visits Walter Reed for the Third Time in 13 Months
Trump is heading to Walter Reed Hospital for an annual physical, which will be his third visit to the military hospital in the past 13 […]
Trump Says Don Jr.’s Wedding This Weekend is Not Good Timing for Him
Trump told reporters at the White House today he may not be attending Don Jr’s wedding in the Bahamas this weekend, saying it was “not […]
Even Fox ‘News’ Cannot Deny Trump’s Dismal Poll Numbers
On Wednesday, Fox ‘News’ released a poll on the guy they helped put in office and it is not pretty. Affordability and the economy are […]
Trump Left a Letter for His VP “If I Die”
According to White House counterterrorism official Sebastian Gorka on The New York Post’s Pod Force One podcast, Trump secretly stashed a letter to his VP JD Vance […]
DOJ Considering Settling Trump’s Lawsuit Against the IRS
Donald Trump, Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr., and the family business sued the IRS in January for $10 billion because an independent contractor with the […]