Trump Chooses Kim Jong Un Over South Korea, Cuts Back Military Exercises With Ally
Trump on Sunday ordered the Pentagon to scale back military exercises with South Korea, turning against a long time ally, citing a good relationship with […]
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Trump Hid in Food Cart to Swap Airplanes for Safety From Iranian Threats
Superhuman President Donald Trump secretly swapped airplanes while leaving a NATO summit in Turkey last month after an Iranian threat, hiding in a food cart […]
Appeals Court Upholds Ballroom Construction Block: “Each President is a Temporary Tenant”
A DC federal appeals court has upheld a previous decision to halt the construction of the bigly ballroom at the White House because it does […]
Trump Goes on a Bigly Fundraising Trip to California; Armed Man Arrested During Safety Investigation
Trump arrived in the Golden State and Nevada to tout his bigly ‘accomplishments’ on the economy, border security and crime, seeking to shore up support for […]
Trump Runs to ‘His’ Supreme Court to Allow Him to Jack Up Mail in Voting
With less than one hundred days before the midterm elections, The Worst President Ever continues to try jacking it up because he knows his days, […]
Watch The Worst President Ever’s Speech to Justify Screwing Up Our Elections
“You Lost! Get Over It!” The Worst President Ever will address lie to the nation about some bigly claims that will focus on election integrity […]
Trump’s Latest ‘Communist’ Stunt: Freedumb Fuel!
The adjudicated sexual assaulter, fraudster, possible pedophile, and most corrupt ‘president’ ever ran on reducing fuel prices to $2 a gallon. We now have Freedumb […]
Everything Trump Touches Turns to 💩: Trump Involves Himself in the World Cup; US Loses to Belgium
Cry harder, Fascist. Team USA could have been a contender had you not involved your loser, ignorant ass in the mix. Belgium beat the U.S. […]
The Bigly ‘Yawn’ Housing Bill Hits The Worst President Ever’s Desk
““I think it’s so unimportant. To me, compared to the SAVE America Act, just about everything is a big yawn.” While many people in this […]
The Art of the Peel: Trump Blames Vandalism for His Bigly Reflecting Pool Renovation Issues
Everything Trump touches turns to 💩. The Worst President Ever took to his shithole, ‘Truth’ Social to post claims about his bigly Reflecting Pool renovation […]
$14 Million Paint Job on Reflecting Pool Now Peeling
Swimming pool expert Donald Trump’s construction expertise is becoming a more visible metaphor for the failing administration as the $14 million taxpayer funded paint job […]
Trump’s Bigly Deal with Iran
Lil’ Marco is Bigly Ecstatic about Trump’s bigly deal with surrender to Iran. On Wednesday, the United States on Wednesday released the 14-point, official text […]