The. Couchfucker held a bigly presser campaign speech defending numerous, ridiculous policies and decisions the Trump (mis)Administration has made.
Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found interesting as long as it comes from `a credible source, not some far right, fake news cesspit.Today’s blog or the failed, ‘Trust Me, Bro” nonsense as a source.
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Q: You and Trump ran on a platform that included no new wars, cutting gas prices, cutting inflation. What do you say to the people who feel like those promises are unkept? Vance: We've delivered great wins for the American people
— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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Q: Trump's financial disclosures show a lot of stock trades in companies he has promoted– JD VANCE: This is a hell of a question Q: How can you argue you are cleaning up corruption when the president is doing this? VANCE: C'mon man. Have a little bit of objectivity in how you ask these questions
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) May 19, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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Vance: "I've known John Cornyn for a long time, but unfortunately, when it really counted, Ken Paxton was there for the country, was there for the president…If you don't do that, you're going to find yourself out of step with voters or out of step with the president."
— The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) May 19, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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Fuck off! Signed, Greenland:
Trump’s Special Envoy to Greenland Receives a Cold Welcome From Locals
After President Trump’s threats to seize the island, Gov. Jeff Landry’s offers of MAGA hats and chocolate chip cookies fall flat.
President Trump’s special envoy to Greenland, Gov. Jeff Landry of Louisiana, came to the island this week on a self-proclaimed good will mission to “make a bunch of friends.”
So far, he has not found many.
Within hours of landing on Sunday in Nuuk, Greenland’s capital, Mr. Landry was touring the town in a cold drizzle when one Greenlander gave his entourage the finger.
After he offered some MAGA hats to Greenlandic children, several shook their heads.
He even told some kids that if they came to his mansion in Louisiana, they could have “all the chocolate chip cookies you can eat.”
The next day, Jens-Frederik Nielsen, Greenland’s prime minister, expressed his discomfort with the whole thing.