The Art of the Peel: Trump Blames Vandalism for His Bigly Reflecting Pool Renovation Issues

Everything Trump touches turns to đź’©.

The Worst President Ever took to his shithole, ‘Truth’ Social to post claims about his bigly Reflecting Pool renovation issues. He claimed vandals ‘destroyed the grass outside the pool’ and have ‘done everything possible to hurt the inside surface that was installed.’ Of course he failed to mention that Atlantic Industrial Coatings, a Virginia-based company that was awarded a $13.1 billion no-bid contract and the pool’s new water purification system was installed via another no-bid contract, by Greenwater Service. J.J. Cafaro Trust, headed by John J. Cafaro. Cafaro owns Greenwater Service. Cafaro pleaded guilty to bribing a congressman, whom he later testified against in 2001.

In his shitpost, Trump also suggested that ‘lightweight’ ABC reporter, Jonathan Karl may be under investigation for putting his hand in Trump’s algae ridden and paint peeling Reflecting Pool.

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