Trump Runs to ‘His’ Supreme Court to Allow Him to Jack Up Mail in Voting

With less than one hundred days before the midterm elections, The Worst President Ever continues to try jacking it up because he knows his days, policies, and brand of fascism are done and this nightmare will partially be over.

After the First Circuit Court of Appeals upheld a lower court’s ruling that blocked key provisions of The Worst President Ever’s executive order that attempted to create a federal list of eligible voters and only deliver ballots to the voters on that list, Trump has petitioned ‘his’ SCOTUS to allow the order to move forward.

In an emergency application filed Monday, U.S. Solicitor General D. John Sauer asked the court for immediate relief, arguing the lower court’s block “impedes the President’s ability to direct his subordinates and preempts the Executive’s deliberate policymaking.” 

In its application, the administration asked the court to move quickly, arguing the new policies are critical and must be in place by the middle of August to be utilized for the November midterm elections. 

Listen to audio transcript
00:00 / 01:03