Lettuce Pray: RFK Jr. Says Cyclosporiasis Outbreak is Under Control
Health Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. said on Tuesday that the cyclosporiasis outbreak was under control even while authorities are still searching for answers about why […]
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MAGA Influencer Laura Loomer Admits She Was Wrong About Ukraine
Batshit crazy MAGA influencer Laura Loomer admitted that she “feels like such an asshole” for minimizing the effects of the war in Ukraine over the […]
Manosphere Tate Brothers to Fight Extradition, Have Multiple Connections to Trump and Family
Andrew and Tristan Tate, self-described misogynists of the manosphere, were in a Miami federal court on Monday on behalf of the United Kingdom to face […]
Ohio Sen. Bernie Moreno Proposing Sanctions on Canada for Wildfire Smoke Affecting the US
Ohio Senator Bernie Moreno on Thursday said he is introducing a bill that would sanction Canada and Canadian officials “responsible” for smoke and haze pouring […]
JD’s Secret Service Detail Frustrated With Excessive Demands
Apparently there is low morale among the Secret Service agents assigned to Vice President JD Couchfucker Vance, as Vance’s office presses for inappropriate and excessive […]
More Than 800 Canadian Wildfires Source of Hazardous Air Quality Across Midwest
Hazardous air quality readings across Michigan and other Midwest and Northern states are off the charts, and it’s not being caused by explosive diarrhea. More […]
Trump Reverses Suspension of ICE Vehicle Stops
Trump ordered DHS/ICE via Truth Social on Wednesday morning to suspend their announced temporary suspension of vehicle stops during their brownshirt operations. After two fatal […]
E. Jean Carroll Gets Her $5.6 Million From Trump
After three years of delays, E. Jean Carroll received a $5.625 million payment awarded as damages in 2023 as a result of Trump sexually assaulting […]
Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time POTUS To Deliver Prime Time Speech on Election Interference
MAGA’s favorite President on Monday announced on Truth Social that he will be delivering a televised speech to the nation on Thursday night, and later […]
Federal Judge Nullifies Trump’s IRS Slush Fund Settlement, Refers Lawyers for Discipline
A Florida federal judge on Monday rebuked Trump’s law team for bringing a lawsuit against the IRS which almost resulted in a $1.7 billion anti-weaponization […]
Trump Successfully Extorts Canada on Gordie Howe Bridge Opening, or Does He?
The Gordie Howe International Bridge connecting Detroit and Windsor, Ontario, will open on July 27, the government of Canada announced on Friday, after Trump blocked […]
Mitch McConnell Provides Photo Evidence, Health Update
Mitch McConnell, 84, who has been hospitalized since June 14, finally provided a sad health update to the media on Sunday. McConnell explained that he […]