In Iran, the Generals Are Running the War
Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of the deceased Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is an elusive figure who has not been seen nor heard since he was […]
Author: Kerri
Virginia Court Blocks Redistricting, Appeal Coming
A Virginia judge temporarily halted the state’s newly approved congressional map — but state officials are already moving to try to overturn the ruling, setting up a rapid legal […]
Lara Trump Says President Has “Great People” Helping Write Jokes for the Correspondents’ Dinner
Lara Trump said Monday that her father-in-law has “great people” working with him to write jokes for the upcoming White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Lara said […]
Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer Resigns Amid Misconduct Investigation
Trump’s Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has resigned from her post as she was facing several scandals and investigations of widespread misconduct, becoming the third Cabinet […]
Israeli Soldier Destroys Statue of Jesus
A photo emerged over the weekend of an Israeli soldier in Lebanon destroying a statue of Jesus, striking it with an axe or a sledgehammer. […]
Trump Administration Opens Portal for $166 Billion in Tariff Refunds
Two months after the Supreme Court struck down Trump’s sweeping tariffs, American importers can today begin the process of applying for $166 billion plus interest […]
Trump to Read Scripture From the Oval Office
American Jesus has recorded video of himself reading Bible scriptures from the Oval Office. The video will be released next week during an eight-day celebration […]
The Atlantic: Keystone Kash is Drinking Excessively and Fears Being Fired
A new report from The Atlantic has FBI Director Kash Patel threatening to sue for defamation after multiple sources said Keystone Kash has been drinking […]
The “Strait of Iran” is Open
Trump announced that the “Strait of Iran” is fully open after the Iranian foreign minister said the Strait of Hormuz was open for commercial vessels. […]
Saudi Arabia Looking to Back Out of LIV Golf
The Saudi Arabia funded LIV Golf’s future appears tenuous as the league’s leadership looks for ways forward amid speculation that the Saudi-backed Public Investment Fund […]
Secretary Brainworm Once Cut the Penis Off a Roadkill Raccoon
HHS Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr’s fascination with roadkill carcasses continues, according to a new book about the brain worm addled Trump administration official. Kennedy was […]
DOJ Files to Overturn Convictions of January 6 Seditionists
The U.S. Department of InJustice has requested that a federal appeals judge overturn convictions of seditious conspiracy for members of far-right groups Proud Boys and […]