ICYMI: May 14, 2026
Just keep telling him he’s the greatest president ever and the US is the hottest country. Lie your asses off like he does. Below, you […]
Author: Gina
J. Edgar Boozer ($$$ash Patel) Cooks the Books on Crime Stats
On Tuesday, FBI Director Kash Patel appeared before Senate Appropriations Committee where he avoided numerous questions about his behavior, primarily alcohol consumption. Instead, he boasted of […]
ICYMI: May 13, 2026
The International Embarrassment Tour Begins Today. Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have […]
The Ads Just Write Themselves: ‘I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation’
Context: Just to be clear, the demented, incompetent racist buffoon made these comments about negotiating with Iran over a deal to end the war. Regardless, […]
ICYMI: May 12, 2026
“Maybe we’ll piss off our demented boss enough today that he will 86 both of us!” Below, you will find some headlines and events we […]
Inflation Rose to the Highest in Three Years While Trump’s Stupid War with Iran Rages On
For the first time since 2023, inflation has outpaced wage growth. How do you like him now, MAGAts?!?! As Trump’s stupid, deadly, and costly war […]
ICYMI: May 11, 2026
š¤” š¤” š¤” Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found interesting as […]
New Survey: Thirty Percent of Americans Think at Least One of Trump’s Assassination Attempts was Staged and Fake
There could have two, of the happiest widows alive on that stage instead of one. According to a Washington Post survey published Monday, about 1 […]
Weekend Wrap Up: May 10, 2026
Projection is such a beautiful thing. Time for both countries to have a regime change. Below are some headlines we may have missed. Please feel […]
Fallout from The Extreme Court’s Recent Ruling: Implementing the GOP’s Jim Crow 2.0 Agenda
Is it 1964 or 2026? We’re going back. Over the last decade, The United States Extreme Court has greatly eradicated the crown jewel of the […]
Free Chat Friday: May 08, 2026
āThe President of the United States of America is a fucking pedophileā Gooooood morning, News Viewers, and Happy Friday. Feel free to share any articles […]
ICYMI: May 07, 2026
Oh, Hell No!!! Signed, California! Below, you will find some headlines and events we may have missed. Feel free to share what you have found […]