US Army Practicing Digging Mass Battlefield Graves, Hegseth Fires General who Directed Strategy
United States Army soldiers are training to bury fellow comrades in temporary graves en masse for the first time in decades, in a dress rehearsal […]
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Hegseth Loans DHS Its Military Heat Ray for Testing at the US-Mexico Border
Department of War Secretary and DUI hire Pete Hegseth has okayed a loan of its military-grade heat ray weapon to the Department of Homeland Security […]
Trump and Taxpayers Bail Out Farmers with Another $8 Billion
At a Trump rally in Kansas Monday night, the briber-in-chief announced that the Department of Agriculture will be distributing $8 billion in economic aid to […]
Death By Firing Squad Approved By Trump for Fort Hood Shooter Nidal Hasan
After the Secretary of War’s recommendation, Donald Trump has approved the use of a firing squad for the execution of former military psychiatrist Major Nidal […]
Trump Announces Bigly Deal with Greenland, Denmark
Donald Trump announced on Friday that the US had reached a bigly deal with Denmark and Greenland that claimed to give Washington “permanant control over […]
“No Tab Pete” Gives Polygraph Tests to Joint Staff Over Iran Leaks
As our fierce Secretary of War is now being dubbed “No Tab Pete” by actual heroes in the Pentagon, investigators from the Pentagon have issued […]
USS Abraham Lincoln Arrives in Thailand Port After 280+ Days at Sea
The USS Abraham Lincoln and its crew of 5,000 have arrived in Thailand after being at sea for more than 280 days, a modern day […]
National Debt Hits $40 Trillion
SO MUCH WINNING!! Total US debt hit a new high on Wednesday, reaching a $40 trillion milestone. This debt, under the Trump House of Cards’ […]
Navy Confirms the Abraham Lincoln’s Relief is on the Way
The aircraft carrier USS George Washington, seen departing port in Vietnam, is on its way to the Arabian Sea to replace the USS Abraham Lincoln, […]
Pentagon Lowers Number of Troops Killed in Iran War
On Wednesday, the Pentagon website had reported that 18 American service members had died in the Iran war. By Thursday, that number had been lowered […]
Major Flu Outbreak at Texas Air Force Base Quickly Follows Hegseth’s Ending of Flu Vaccine Mandate
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has another new war on his hands at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas — a major flu […]
Report Shows Social Security Trust Fund to Run Dry in 2032, But Mike Johnson Has a Plan For That
A new trustees report found the Old-Age and Survivors Insurance (OASI) Trust Fund that covers critical payments to retirees will run out of money in […]