“No Tab Pete” Gives Polygraph Tests to Joint Staff Over Iran Leaks
As our fierce Secretary of War is now being dubbed “No Tab Pete” by actual heroes in the Pentagon, investigators from the Pentagon have issued […]
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Government
USS Abraham Lincoln Arrives in Thailand Port After 280+ Days at Sea
The USS Abraham Lincoln and its crew of 5,000 have arrived in Thailand after being at sea for more than 280 days, a modern day […]
National Debt Hits $40 Trillion
SO MUCH WINNING!! Total US debt hit a new high on Wednesday, reaching a $40 trillion milestone. This debt, under the Trump House of Cards’ […]
Navy Confirms the Abraham Lincoln’s Relief is on the Way
The aircraft carrier USS George Washington, seen departing port in Vietnam, is on its way to the Arabian Sea to replace the USS Abraham Lincoln, […]
Pentagon Lowers Number of Troops Killed in Iran War
On Wednesday, the Pentagon website had reported that 18 American service members had died in the Iran war. By Thursday, that number had been lowered […]
Major Flu Outbreak at Texas Air Force Base Quickly Follows Hegseth’s Ending of Flu Vaccine Mandate
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has another new war on his hands at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas — a major flu […]
Report Shows Social Security Trust Fund to Run Dry in 2032, But Mike Johnson Has a Plan For That
A new trustees report found the Old-Age and Survivors Insurance (OASI) Trust Fund that covers critical payments to retirees will run out of money in […]
Cadet Bone Spurs Gives His Memorial Day Message
Cadet Bone Spurs took to Truth Social early on the morning of Memorial Day and made it about himself instead of honoring the fallen heroes […]
DOJ Confirms that Kash Patel’s Email Was Hacked
Iran-linked hackers are taking claim of a breach of FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email after publishing online photographs of Patel and his purported resume. […]
Mike Johnson Presents Trump with the Newly Invented “America First Award” Award
In the most disgusting and comical display of A grade ass kissing, Speaker (Moses) Mike Johnson presented Trump with a newly invented award called, the […]
TACO Trump Appears Ready to Settle the DHS Shutdown
GOP Senators say that Trump is reversing course on his blockade of ending the DHS shutdown after meeting with Katie Britt, Lindsey Graham, Bernie Moreno, […]
Army General Left Classified Maps on a European Train and Was Concussed from Drinking
The Department of Defense Inspector General released a report on Thursday of an investigation of incidents which found that Army Maj. Gen. Antonio Aguto left […]