Trump’s New Vanity Project: $250K Bowling Alley Renovation
While the rest of us struggle with, AFFORDABILITY, what is the the Idiot in Chief’s latest vanity project? A $250K+ White House bowling alley renovation […]
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The FBI Relaxes Hiring Criteria: Johns, Embezzlers, and Animal ‘Lovers’ Apply Here
Read the Fine Print Before Applying for Your “Dream Job.“ The Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) announced they will lax their hiring qualifications. Now, one […]
Man-Baby President Renames Lake Ontario by Executive Order
Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on Thursday that renames Lake Ontario to Lake America in the United States, a child-like response […]
Trump Tariff War to Flush Away Affordable TP
The latest hit to affordability is about to hit the paper products aisle at your grocery store, and having an ID will be of no […]
DOJ Lawyers Say Kennedy Center Faces Demolition if Trump’s Name is Not on the Building
The boot-licking board that runs the Kennedy Center has had the Justice Department issue a warning to a federal judge that the building may need […]
The Human Binky, Natalie Harp, Worked One Year at the People’s House without Security Clearance
It is completely unclear why the former far right wing/propaganda ‘news’ host and now Trump’s latest concubine, Natalie Harp, declined multiple times for over a […]
TACO Trump Teases Tentative Deal with Canada on Tariffs
Just hours before more tariffs on Canadian products was set to hit after midnight on Taco Tuesday, Trump postposted the onset for three days, teasing […]
Karoline Leavitt is Out. Which Other Pathological Liar will Replace Her?
At the end of the month, White House Press Secretary and Patron Saint of Pathological Liars, Karoline Leavitt, will leave the White House ‘to spend […]
The US Senate Votes to Confirm the Most Corrupt AG Ever
In the wee hours of the morning and without any fanfare, the US Senate voted 50-49 to confirm Todd Blanche, who will go down in […]
New Todd Blanche Deal Appeases GOP Senators and Trump
Trump’s former personal attorney Todd Blanche offered a new deal on Sunday night that might be enough to get him through the nomination process to […]
Trump May Withdraw Todd Blanche’s AG Nomination
Even though The Worst President Ever claimed Acting AG Todd Blanche would go down in history as the greatest AG ever and he is ‘a […]
Day Two: Trump’s Personal Lawyer, Todd Blanche’s, AG Confirmation Hearing; Epstein Victims Testify
BLANCHE HEARING DAY 2: The Senate Judiciary Committee is hearing a second day of testimony on acting Attorney General Todd Blanche’s nomination to officially become the […]