The Former Guy teams up with Newt Gingrich to put together his own Contract with America

According to Politico, the Former Guy has teamed up with the disgraced, dog whistle blowing, and nightmare from the 90s, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich to put together Trump’s new policy document ahead of the 2022 midterms. According to a source familiar with the meetings, Miss Lindsey and Mark Meadows have have joined in on the fun to begin ‘crafting a policy agenda outlining a MAGA doctrine for the party’. Their template is the 1994 “Contract with America,” a legislative agenda released ahead of the midterm elections in the middle of President Bill Clinton’s first term.’

The Former Guy has never really been a big fan of detailed ‘policy planks’ nor has he followed through on many ‘promised policy initiatives’ but a source familiar with The Three Stooges’  Amigos’ plan claimed it will definitely take an ‘America First’ ‘policy approach on everything from trade to immigration. The source described it as “a policy priority for 2022 and beyond.”’

“It should be positive,” Gingrich said. “School choice, teaching American history for real, abolishing the ‘1619 Project,’ eliminating critical race theory and what the Texas legislature is doing. We should say, ‘Bring it on.’”

Gingrich said it shouldn’t be expected until closer to the midterm elections because “the world keeps changing and evolving.”

A spokesperson for Trump did not respond to a request for comment.

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