Members of the Seditious Caucus Tour the D.C. Jail to Check on Their Fellow Domestic Terrorists

Marjorie Taylor (Minus) Greene and other anti-democracy (GQPers) from the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability took a field trip to the D.C. jail to check on the incarcerated, alleged (some now convicted) domestic terrorists who stormed our nation’s Capitol Building on January 6, 2021. Allegedly, the poor babies and their family members have complained that they aren’t treated well, even though the jail furnishes them with two tablets, one for entertainment and the other to for legal work. They can contact their families or lawyers via text whenever they want and medical care is also available to the jailbirds 24 hours a day. 

Some of the family members of the poor, mistreated babies hold a nightly vigil outside the jail and Marge claimed she has heard, “stories of (them) being denied medical treatment, stories of assault, stories of being threatened with rape.”

Rep. Robert Garcia (D-CA) and Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Tex.) made their own trip to the jail to ensure that Marge and the other anti-democracy, seditious, GQPers would not spin, gaslight, nor lie to the American people about what they witnessed. They said jails are not supposed to be luxury hotels, and that the tour was a political stunt.

“As far as I’m concerned, this absolutely passed with flying colors,” said Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Tex.), “as it related to whether this is a humane existence.” Crockett, a former public defender and civil rights attorney in the Dallas area, said the jails she’d visited in Texas and Arkansas were far worse.
“Y’all know what it is,” Crockett said. “It’s politics. It’s political theater. And it’s sad because there’s a real conversation that we really do need to have in this country around policing and around prison conditions. But this ain’t it.”

After the tour of the jail and time spent palling around with other domestic terrorists, Marge held a press conference but became bigly pissed off at a protester who tried drowning her out by blowing a whistle:

Avatar photo
About Ms. G 5512 Articles
WTF, America?! What the actual F?!