The 🤡 Clown House’s 🤡 Top Priority: Save our Appliances from those Evil ‘Commies!’

Forget about aid to Ukraine, the environment, funding to repair the Key Bridge in Baltimore, reauthorizing the soon-to-expire Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), deciding what to do with a child-tax-credit expansion, completing work on a possible TikTok bill, reauthorizing the FAA, finishing work on a rail-safety bill,” and other pressing matters, the Clown House, under the ‘leadership’ of MAGAt Moses Mike will direct their focus on….saving our cherished, household appliances.

The GOP-led House Rules Committee — which tends to be the last stop for bills before they reach the House floor for final votes — unveiled its schedule for next week “and it includes the following:

  • H.R. 6192 — Hands Off Our Home Appliances Act
  • H.R. 7673 — Liberty in Laundry Act
  • H.R. 7645 — Clothes Dryers Reliability Act
  • H.R. 7637 — Refrigerator Freedom Act
  • H.R. 7626 — Affordable Air Conditioning Act
  • H.R. 7700 — Stop Unaffordable Dishwasher Standards Act

“Since the passage of the Inflation Reduction Act, which designates $369 billion toward the country’s green-energy transition and after “President Biden established stricter regulations for gas stoves and dishwashers and introduced proposals to make ceiling fans more energy efficient,” the GQP and its brain dead and moronic base lost their collective minds and firmly believe President Biden wants to rip out all of our household appliances and leave us to read by candlelight. But thanks to “a number of GOP politicians who have put forward six bills that seek to prohibit the secretary of energy from enforcing energy-conservation standards for various household appliances that are not cost-effective or seem technologically unfeasible,” your appliances are safe!

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