FBI Announces Arrests in Alleged Plot to Drone UFC Fight at the White (Trash) House
According to $$$ash Patel, the FBI and other law enforcement partners, foiled a potential plot to attack Sunday’s UFC fight at the White (Trash) House. […]
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J. Edgar Boozer ($$$ash Patel) Cooks the Books on Crime Stats
On Tuesday, FBI Director Kash Patel appeared before Senate Appropriations Committee where he avoided numerous questions about his behavior, primarily alcohol consumption. Instead, he boasted of […]
The Atlantic: Keystone Kash is Drinking Excessively and Fears Being Fired
A new report from The Atlantic has FBI Director Kash Patel threatening to sue for defamation after multiple sources said Keystone Kash has been drinking […]
Kash Patel Has Fired Elite Espionage Agents Who Specialized in Iran
Last week Kash Patel fired a dozen FBI agents he claimed investigated Trump’s classified documents case. It turns out those agents were members of a […]
FBI Arrests and Identifies Brian Cole as the Alleged Pipe Bomber
Earlier today, the FBI, under the ‘fearless leadership’ of Kash Patel and Dan Bongino announced they had made an arrest in the D.C. pipe bombing […]
FBI Arrests Coach Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier, and 31 Others in Federal Gambling-Related Investigation
U.S. Attorney Joseph Nocella, Jr., said the suspects allegedly used high-tech cheating technology to steal millions of dollars from secretly rigged underground poker games. Federal […]
Border Czar Tom Homan Caught on Camera Allegedly Accepting a 50K Bribe; DoJ Shutdown the Investigation
Before The Fascist Felon took office, FBI agents posed as business executives and met with Tom Homan. They secretly recorded him accepting $50,000 in cash […]
Johnson Says Trump Was an FBI Informant on Epstein
Speaker Mike Johnson on Friday was being pressed to defend Trump’s comments about “the Democrat Epstein hoax” when he let a whopper bombshell drop: “He […]