Everything Trump Touches Turns to đź’©: Trump Involves Himself in the World Cup; US Loses to Belgium
Cry harder, Fascist. Team USA could have been a contender had you not involved your loser, ignorant ass in the mix. Belgium beat the U.S. […]
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Trump’s State Fair Shuts Down
Trump’s bigly “Great American State Fair” shut down on Friday at 1:00 pm as temperatures soared, and first responders were seen treating some attendees for […]
Jack Smith is Warning About the Midterm Elections
Former special counsel Jack Smith, who prosecuted Trump over the 2020 elections and classified documents, warned MSNOW viewers about his concerns for the upcoming midterm […]
E. Jean Carroll Will Get Her Money
When the Supreme Court declined to hear Trump’s appeal in the E. Jean Carroll case, everyone expected Trump to decline to pay up — including […]
‘WINNING!’ The US Adds a Whopping 57K Jobs in May, Far Below Expectations
Aren’t you tired of all this ‘winning?!’ The US added a whopping 57,000 in June, far below the 115k ‘experts’ expected. But wait, there’s more! […]
The Bigly ‘Yawn’ Housing Bill Hits The Worst President Ever’s Desk
““I think it’s so unimportant. To me, compared to the SAVE America Act, just about everything is a big yawn.” While many people in this […]
SCOTUS: States Can Count Late Arriving Mail-In Ballots; Rules Trump Cannot Fire Fed Member Lisa Cook
“…the election-day statutes require the electorate’s choice to be made on election day. That occurs so long as election day is the deadline for individuals […]
SCOTUS Rejects Trump’s Appeal to E. Jean Carroll’s Sexual Abuse Case
Donald Trump’s handpicked Supreme Court declined to hear an appeal of the New York federal court case that found Trump liable for $5 million to […]
The Extreme Court Gives Trump and Miller Two Major Wins on Immigration
Haitians will no longer be able to eat our cats and dogs. Thanks, SCOTUS! The Extreme Court just gave The Worst President Ever, Pee Wee […]
Trump Cancels Signing of Housing Bill Until He Gets His Voter Suppression Bill Passed
In a very rare moment, Congress passed a bipartisan bill to make homeownership more affordable. The bill, called the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, […]
US Senate Votes to Restore Their Backbone: Approves House’s Measure to End Iran War
Congress has finally decided to uphold their Constitutional duties and act like a co-equal branch of government. Earlier this month, the House 215-208Â passed a measure […]
The Art of the Peel: Trump Blames Vandalism for His Bigly Reflecting Pool Renovation Issues
Everything Trump touches turns to đź’©. The Worst President Ever took to his shithole, ‘Truth’ Social to post claims about his bigly Reflecting Pool renovation […]