Leaked Audio: Corrupt Texas AG Ken Paxton Caught Bagging on Trump
“So to be honest with you, the numbers — when we did that convention — it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Right now, yeah, […]
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Trump’s AI Website Confirms He Lost the 2020 Election to Biden
Trump’s bigly AI-powered website America.gov confirmed that he lost the 2020 election to Joe Biden, despite his bigly lies that he won. The homepage of […]
Undisclosed: 8 Marines Injured in Iran Attack
Our (mis)administration failed to inform We the People that eight marines suffered injuries in Trump’s stupid, deadly, and costly war with Iran. At least eight […]
Trump Rolls Out the Red Carpet for Frenemy Communist Leader Xi Jinping
Trump welcomed China’s leader Xi Jinping to Washington on Wednesday after rolling out the perfectly groomed red carpet for his “strong, vibrant, and fit” friend […]
Score One for the Constitution: Judge Orders Trump (Mis)Administration MUST Restore Media Access to MS NOW, CNN, and Politico
In an order posted shortly after midnight, U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly said the media outlets had met the legal thresholds needed to obtain a […]
The Bunny Boiler Helped the Toddler in Chief Implement Media Ban; MS NOW, CNN, and Politico File Suit
Natalie Harp, the human printer, bunny boiler, and Trump’s binky showed the Toddler in Chief a clip of MS NOW bashing his administration moments before […]
The Plan to Replace Art at the Kennedy Center With Trump Aligned Collection
A new report from the New York Times revealed that Richard Grenell, the former director installed by Donald Trump at the Kennedy Center for the […]
Trump’s Latest Assault on the First Amendment: Bans MS NOW, CNN & Politico from the White House
Trump does not like the media reporting on his declining poll numbers, failed policies, his stupid war with Iran, our tanking economy, and the struggles […]
Trump Announces Bigly Deal with Greenland, Denmark
Donald Trump announced on Friday that the US had reached a bigly deal with Denmark and Greenland that claimed to give Washington “permanant control over […]
Photograph Shows Trump Admiring Poster of Demolished Kennedy Center
A photographer on Wednesday captured a photo of Trump admiring a poster visible through the windows of Air Force One which appeared to read “Kennedy […]
Trump Throws Another Tantrum Over the Kennedy Center; Verbally Attacks Rep. Joyce Beatty
“He didn’t get his vanity project. He didn’t get his name on it for the second time. So now he’s attacking folks,” Beatty added. In […]
Kennedy Center Board Wants to Close the Building, Federal Court Hearing Ensues
The MAGA board of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts has had a meeting scheduled for this afternoon to vote on whether […]