Is Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Breathalyzer) the biggest schmuck currently gracing the halls of Congress?
Opinions vary. But not by much.
On Monday morning, Fiona Hill, the administration*’s former Russia expert, came to Capitol Hill to testify in closed session to the House Oversight and Intelligence Committees regarding the president*’s attempt at running a protection racket on Ukraine. Gaetz is a member of neither committee, but he showed up anyway, obviously as a mole on behalf of Camp Runamuck. Acting perfectly within the rules of the House, the committees threw his truckling ass out. Gaetz immediately found a bank of microphones in front of which to drive the nails into his own palms.
The rest of the uproarious op-ed is here: https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/amp29461933/matt-gaetz-crash-fiona-hill-testimony-congress/