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Xavier Novell, the ex-Bishop emeritus of Solsona, made headlines in September after Spanish media reported that he had fallen for Silvia Caballol, a psychologist and erotic novelist. Caballol has authored the books “The Hell of Gabriel’s Lust” and the “Amnesia Trilogy,” the Amazon summary of which includes the question: “What happens when attraction is stronger than any code of ethics or social norms?”
Novell was widely considered a rising figure within the Spanish Catholic Church, where he performed exorcisms, according to the Spanish media. He also promoted (and reportedly underwent) harmful “gay conversion” therapy described by victims as “aggressive and destructive.” After resigning, Novell disappeared from public view and has not appeared in the media.
Last week, Novell again found himself making headlines after Spanish media reported that he had begun working Semen Cardona, a company which produces and exports high-quality pig semen to over 20 countries in Europe, America, Asia and Africa. “We prepare and distribute porcine semen of high genetic value,” the company’s website states, “from fresh and frozen doses of the best genetics worldwide and with the maximum guarantees of quality, prolificacy and biosafety.”
Su sede central está en Cardona, en la provincia de Barcelona, donde el obispo Novell trabajará masturbando a los cerdos que allí se encuentren.
Which translates to “Its headquarters are in Cardona, in the province of Barcelona, where Bishop Novell will work masturbating the pigs that are there.”
Church colleagues told Spanish media they believed Novell had been possessed by demons, with one saying this was “not a problem of celibacy but rather of infestation”.
The same sources claimed that Pope Francis had urged Novell to undergo an exorcism to free his troubled spirit, but the then-bishop had refused to do so.
