Florida Woman Douses Neighbor with Bucket of Urine Due to Pooping Chicken

MAY 10–Angered that a neighbor’s chicken had been “pooping on the back patio,” a Florida Woman allegedly retrieved “a bucket of pee from her bathroom” and proceeded to douse the bird’s owner with the liquid, according to an arrest report.

Cops say Christine Terman was mad at victim Lawrence Stenzel due to “his chicken pooping on the back patio.” So, Terman “went inside and got a bucket of pee from her bathroom, walked out on the back patio and threw the full bucket of pee” at Stenzel.

The bucket struck Stenzel in the face, “causing him pain,” noted a sheriff’s deputy who added that, “the victim was wet when we arrived and smelled of urine.”

Terman admitted to the assault.

She was booked into the county jail, and was released after posting a $500 bond.

Her boyfriend was arrested for threatening Stenzel.

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